Nothing like an election to bring out a softer side at Men’s News Daily.

A little humor, courtesy Carey “Marxists with vaginas haunt my nightmares” Roberts:

Bush Needs to Rein in Feminist Operatives

Tuesday night, President Bush’s Republican party hemorrhaged blood all over the TV screen. The Dems took control of the House of Representative and registered solid gains in the Senate. But the electoral losses certainly weren’t for Bush failing to appease the rad-fems.

I guess I’m just the ordinary kind of feminist, and not the rad-fem type, because I can’t recall a single thing Bush has ever done to appease me. Unless there is some alternate definition of “appease” that I am unaware of.

But while Bush failed to provoke the feminists against him, John Lillpop reveals the REAL reason Republicans suffered so many losses yesterday:

Of all of Bush’s wrongheaded notions, his foolish policy on border security and illegal immigration has been the most distressing. By sending American troops to fight and die in Iraq and Afghanistan while refusing to secure U.S. borders to prevent invasion by millions of illegal aliens from Mexico, Bush has sacrificed American sovereignty and security for cheap tomatoes and lettuce.

This sell-out of American interests to a foreign nation (Mexico) should cause Bush to be impeached and removed from office. Impeachment, if not actual removal, is an action long called for by real conservatives like Patrick Buchanan.

That’s right, of all the things we could impeach Bush for, the most important is his failure to plant a bunch of guns at the border we share with some poor brownish-colored people. Technically, I don’t think failing to needlessly plant a bunch of armed troops at the border of a country with which we are at peace is an impeachable offense. If it was, I would think it would have been in the list of things that lead to Clinton’s impeachment hearings.

PS: John really doesn’t like Mexicans.

But I’ll give John credit where credit is due: out of all the the MWD “Get out the vote” posts, John made the most convincing argument.

Nancy Pelosi: Is This the Best America Can Do?
November 07, 2006
Vox Populi

By John Lillpop
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No personal offense intended, but would you really turn American homeland security over to this woman? Would you trust her to prevent another 9/11?

Would you trust her for anything but a referral to a cheap plastic surgeon?

Think before you vote!

OK, I will:

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I did! Thanks for the advice!

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15 Responses to “A series of minor meltdowns at MND & a picture’s worth a thousand thoughts”  

  1. 1 MikeEss

    Kyso, are you one of those “Feminist Operatives”? I’m starting to wonder if I should be exposed to a “web log” like this one…

  2. 2 Kyso Kisaen

    Well, I haven’t gotten my secret decoder ring yet, but here’s hoping.

  3. 3 MikeEss

    I know the “gay” people have an “Agenda” that they are trying to force on all of us good Americans.

    Is there a “feminist operative” agenda, and if so, what does it entail?…

  4. 4 rcauthen

    – And is it true that you rad/fems have teeth down there?

  5. 5 Djur

    Hey, it’s Darlene Hooley.

  6. 6 Lyn

    Is there a “feminist operative” agenda, and if so, what does it entail?

    Well, I usually like to start out with “Margaritas all around,” but that’s just me.

  7. 7 Jodin

    Take a moment, and help convince Nancy Pelosi to Impeach..

    The day the nation demands impeachment is upon us. Sacks and sacks of mail are about to arrive in Nancy Pelosi’s office initiating impeachment via the House of Representative’s own rules. This legal document is as binding as if a State or if the House itself passed the impeachment resolution (H.R. 635).

    There’s a little known and rarely used clause of the “Jefferson Manual” in the rules for the House of Representatives which sets forth the various ways in which a president can be impeached. Only the House Judiciary Committee puts together the Articles of Impeachment, but before that happens, someone has to initiate the process.

    That’s where we come in. In addition to a House Resolution (635), or the State-by-State method, one of the ways to get impeachment going is for individual citizens like you and me to submit a memorial. ImpeachforPeace.org has created a new memorial based on one which was successful in impeaching a federal official in the past. You can find it on their website as a PDF.

    You can initiate the impeachment process and simultaneously help to convince Pelosi to follow through with the process. Do-It-Yourself by downloading the memorial, filling in the relevant information in the blanks (your name, state, etc.), and sending it in. Be a part of history.

    http://ImpeachForPeace.org/ImpeachNow.html

  8. 8 MikeEss

    Ummmm, Margaritas….

  9. 9 shannon

    I like cheese dip and tortilla chips. Oh yea, and tax payer funded prenatal care and abortions.

  10. 10 Ginger

    “Tuesday night, President Bush’s Republican party hemorrhaged blood all over the TV screen.”

    Aren’t us feminists the ones who hemorrhage blood everywhere? Maybe we’re just better at keeping it off of appliances.

  11. 11 Lyn

    Did I say “Margaritas”? I meant “taxpayer funded Margaritas.”

  12. 12 MikeEss

    lyn - “taxpayer funded Margaritas.”

    Now THAT’s the kind of “outside the box” thinking that could form the basis of a powerful third party in this country…

    WoooHooo!!!

  13. 13 Andrew

    I’d love to know what concessions Roberts (or anyone) could claim have been made.

  14. 14 MikeEss

    “One of these days, the G.O.P. will come to its senses and realize that you can never appease the Gender Guerillas. Kow-towing to the rad-fem agenda is a losing political strategy. Mr. President, it’s time to do some housecleaning.”

    Kyso, the next time you and your “Gender Guerillas” try a raid on our American way of life, you better remember that Commander Codpiece will hold up his mighty hand of justice and tell you to “STOP!”. He will then use a broom to brush you all away and prevent futher damage to this country…

  15. 15 Auguste

    Hey, it’s Darlene Hooley.

    I voted for her! That was my big part in helping this Democratic…wave…wait.

    Didn’t she win by like 245 quadrillion votes? Guess I coulda voted for the Independent.

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