Whoops! The machines don’t work. Except probably in suburbia. But that would be a total coincidence, right?
Update: And Pandagon is getting thrashed! If this were Goldstein’s site, I’m sure he’d be crying liberalfoul by now. [But not classical liberalfoul. That's his own particular odor.]
Fuck.
So pull a Godlstein and start a pledge drive… he has one whenever he wants to buy a new lamp.
MH, I can’t help but worry you were making a euphemism there.