“My mother was 45 when I was born, and my dad was 52. I was the ninth child. The twins born 2 years after me both drowned, there were so many kids everybody thought someone else was looking after them.

I’m usually on at least 3 types of birth control: pill, temperture rhythm, and husband wears condoms (just like my mom did!), but I’ve still had to have 4 abortions.

There’s lots of kids running around here, just adopt if you can’t have kids. Oh, you’re talking about white babies.”

“There are people in birmingham who make george bush seem like a witty intelligent guy”

I guess that helps explain Tony Blair. At some point my head’s gonna explode just like Marc’s…

What kind of pussy-ass suggestions are those? You have to attack the real problem of bitches competing with men for jobs instead of staying in the kitchen where they belong.

Oh, for the good old days…

Why? did they make mormonism illegal now?

The daily mail is, aside from ANOTHER arm of the murdoch media (along with the sun), is also ridiculously well known for batshit craziness of the evopsych/Kinder, Kicher, Kurch variety to the point where one of hte best comedian/artress/songwriter/singer/piano playing feminists in the world (AKA Victoria Wood) had the slightly weird old lady character in her brilliant show dinnerladies whip out some utterly insane line such as “Oh yes that’s right, women can’t read maps, and men can’t get interested in headboards, I read it in the daily mail” every single episode.

Also, the operative word in “2nd most popular newspaper in England” is “england”, an area populated by less than 10 million knuckle dragging idiots who make the citizenry of new jersey seem articulate and level headed. It’s a country that bans the use of sprinklers nationally (to conserve water) while areas of the country are actively flooding. There are people in birmingham who make george bush seem like a witty intelligent guy.

Like, what? Mandatory maternal leave? Daycare options?

Oh, you mean wasting money guilting and scarying women.