when the status quo frustrates.

Dear Madonna and Brangelina,

Third World countries are not animal shelters.

With love,

McBoing

6 Responses to “Dear Madonna and Brangelina,”

  1. But they are so cute!

    /bad joke

  2. AradhanaDevindra says:

    Wow, good post. I think there’s also the factor that by adopting a child who’s parents are eternally indebted to you because you are a great white person who’s ‘rescued’ their child, they won’t raise a ruckus with claims to the child later on. Whereas, ‘crack-addicted’ US babie’s mothers might want their baby back or worse demand oodles of money later on.

  3. Dutchy says:

    Isn’t it a bad bad thing when children are used as a “have to have” item? Really…if you have all that money and you really truly want to make a difference, you would not just BUY one child, you would start a home for as many children as possible. Or else just admit that you went to a country, picked out a baby that didn’t clash with your interior and bought it. That’s okay to….NOT.

    Of course this is in no way a criticism to adoption or people who adopt. Just to rich dorks who think that kids are toys.

  4. junk science says:

    If Madonna really wanted to be a hero, she’d adopt a thirteen-year-old boy who’s been arrested six times and lived in fourteen foster homes since he was six. You know, the kind of kid who has absolutely zero chance of ever having a home.

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