when the status quo frustrates.

I think Hugo’s looking for a chest-off

I’m so heading down to the gym so I can pwn him.

Grr.

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15 Responses to “I think Hugo’s looking for a chest-off”

  1. Fat Doug Lover says:
    October 16, 2006 at 8:18 am

    The scene in the 40 Year Old Virgin with the chest-waxing tells you all you need to know about why the practice is considered so damn manly.

  2. Hugo Schwyzer says:
    October 16, 2006 at 11:00 am

    Dude, I concede.

  3. Kyso Kisaen says:
    October 16, 2006 at 4:21 pm

    You just concede? That’s it? No picture war?

    If my hard drive isn’t filled with increasingly provacative pictures of hugo and marc by Wednesday I am going to be severely dissappointed in both of you. And the threats I’ll make -oooh! they’ll be threatening.

  4. Auguste says:
    October 16, 2006 at 4:44 pm

    Well, Hugo’s post just proved what I’ve always suspected. This whole thing – the blogging, the feminism and the feminist growth, the sharing of personal stories – has just been a years-long ruse to create fertile ground to share pictures of his pecs without being mocked.

    Well played, Mr. Schwyzer.

  5. Auguste says:
    October 16, 2006 at 4:48 pm

    Note: After further reflection, the photo that was here of said chest hair has been removed.

    You evil GENIUS!!!

  6. Marked Hoosier says:
    October 16, 2006 at 5:48 pm

    At least back hair is still sexy…

    too bad I don’t have stuff to color it like women have for their… um… down under.

  7. Kyso Kisaen says:
    October 16, 2006 at 5:51 pm

    Marked, if it’s safe to dye hair around the urethra and perianal area (I learned that word from a bottle of Nair) it’s probably safe to use on your back. Just to a test patch first.

  8. Marked Hoosier says:
    October 16, 2006 at 6:37 pm

    Yay!!!

    Viva Back Hair! ;)

  9. Hugo Schwyzer says:
    October 16, 2006 at 6:42 pm

    I will happily make the chest pic available to those who request it. However, I’ve sold my site to a pornographer, who doesn’t want me arousing anyone for free.

    Seriously, it was something I needed to take down… even though Auguste is spot on, as usual.

  10. Chris Clarke says:
    October 16, 2006 at 10:32 pm

    I hate to disappoint those who wish I looked like the biggest asshole in the world,

    Marc, trolling for goatse links is bad form.

  11. JackGoff says:
    October 16, 2006 at 10:35 pm

    And with a drawn-on Sharpie goatee.

    I knew there was something off about your MySpace photo.

  12. MikeEss says:
    October 16, 2006 at 10:39 pm

    If Groucho Marx didn’t make drawing on facial hair respectable, maybe Marc can…

  13. McBoing says:
    October 17, 2006 at 12:04 am

    Who pwns this thread? Hugo or Chris, I do not know.

  14. junk science says:
    October 17, 2006 at 8:16 pm

    Dude, Swayze wishes he were as pretty as you.

    Also, the biggest asshole in the world appears to have a dick running down each leg.

  15. Who does a blog have to blow to get a little recognition around here? at PunkAssBlog.com says:
    November 28, 2006 at 7:54 pm

    [...] And sexier. I note that some of those so-called “gay resources” do not infact devote any webspace to tantalizing descriptions of gay sex or video from various homosexual orgy parades. Whereas we, on the other hand, have at least one post devoted to Marc’s hot, naked chest complete with an attempt to lure a Christian blogger into the lifestyle via a sneaky chest-off. How’s that for gay, huh? Pretty gay, I think. [...]

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