Comments on: The Porn Fairy Giveth, The Porn Fairy Taketh Away

By: Kyso Kisaen

Kyso Kisaen — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 19:54:38 +0000

They provided the flair in the form of ugly ass buttons, 1 per server.

At least I had the option of quitting. It was the welfare-to-work employees that were really getting their souls sucked.

By: MikeEss

MikeEss — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 14:40:24 +0000

Kyso, did they make you wear “flair”?

I can’t imagine what a soul-sucking job that must be…

By: Kyso Kisaen

Kyso Kisaen — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 14:34:22 +0000

I hated working at Ruby Tuesdays. My fake perky was very unconvincing and I finally lost my ability to give a fuck when I served someone a giant motherfucking chocolate cake with ice cream and whipped topping and god alone knows what else crammed into a 32 oz fucking fish tank (we also served an embarassingly large margarita in this glass, with gummy fish swimming inside of it to add a touch of whimsy to your depressing problem) and the guy looked at it and said “I guess things are smaller up North.”

Fuck you, too, sir. Enjoy your diabetic coma.

By: belledame222

belledame222 — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:43:48 +0000

TGIF, more, i was thinking. Chili’s, Ruby Tuesday, one of those.

By: junk science

junk science — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 04:09:30 +0000

Screaming Orgasm for you, sir? Great! Slippery Nipple for you, ma’am!

Somehow I’ve managed never to run across one of these on the menu of an interstate Denny’s. Perhaps I’m traveling on the wrong highways.

By: Djur

Djur — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:55:38 +0000

Dear God. You were called by the American Masturbator.

By: belledame222

belledame222 — Sun, 08 Oct 2006 20:51:12 +0000

Worse i expect to be a waiter there at such a place, where no doubt they would be of the enforced perky PERKY school.

“Hi!!! My name is Stacy and I’m DELIGHTED to be your waitress this evening! Can I get you fine folks a cocktail? Screaming Orgasm for you, sir? Great! Slippery Nipple for you, ma’am! Love it! Okay! Back before you know it!…”

yeah, come to think of it…

By: junk science

junk science — Sun, 08 Oct 2006 19:44:13 +0000

I was so embarassed to say the idiotic name that I pointed to the item on the menu so I could retain a small degree of dignity

I’m always afraid to do that, in case they yell out the name anyway as they write it down. Not that I’d feel any real desire to order it if it had a more dignified name.

By: junk science

junk science — Sun, 08 Oct 2006 19:40:06 +0000

Is that a stupidly named sandwich or a porn title?

Or, more likely, both?

By: MikeEss

MikeEss — Sun, 08 Oct 2006 19:19:03 +0000

I actually remember ordering that stupid meal, and I was so embarassed to say the idiotic name that I pointed to the item on the menu so I could retain a small degree of dignity (despite the fact I was eating at Denny’s…agh!)..