Let the filthy joke contest begin
Published by Kyso Kisaen October 2nd, 2006 in Punkass!, Meat!, My Brain Hurts, We Eat, Ze Goggles! Zey Do Nothing!Rox Populi sees Marc’s microwave hot dogs and raises him sausage on a stick wrapped in sweet, sweet chocolate chip pancake.
I hereby announce a Punkass Innuendo contest. Get on your mark, get set…
GO!
14 Responses to “Let the filthy joke contest begin”
- 1 Pingback on Oct 4th, 2006 at 9:37 pm
A family walks into a talent agent’s office…uhh, nevermind.
You’ve got your sausage in my peanut butter.
That looks like someone shat out a corndog.
no woman, since the dawn of the patriarchal co-option of human sexuality, has ever actually enjoyed this culinary misogyny. There’s a reason that deep-throating a pancake-covered breakfast sausage makes a person retch. Reason: It’s Fucking Gross.
The new ban on sex toys in Texas has inspired some interesting placebos.
When my hubby gets home from a long day of work, I wrap his sausage in my pancakes to help him relax.
When someone in our household has swallowed poison, and you’ve run out of ipecac, choose Jimmy Dean’s Pancake and Sausage. Don’t be fooled by imitations, Jimmy Dean puts ‘em on a stick!
A more sophisticated, female-orientated cuisine would ensure the pancake was nicely buttered before being wrapped around the sausage…f
And now, the American version of that time-honored English delicacy, Spotted Dick…
You know, (easy jokes aside), the combination is actually something I like (choc-chip pancakes & sausage). when it’s real food, I mean. my UK and/or Irish derived friends friends think this is incredibly fucked up, sweet pancakes & sausage together, let alone chocolate chip; but they eat mushy peas and baked beans for breakfast, so what the fuck do they know.
that frozen thing just looks nasty, though.
Whats the difference between acne and a catholic preist???Acne waits till after the boy turns 12 b4 it cums on his face!
What do you get when you cross a dildo and potato?
A dictator!
What do you call a man or a woman that wants to eat pussy all the time?
A vagitarian!