when the status quo frustrates.

Let the filthy joke contest begin

Rox Populi sees Marc’s microwave hot dogs and raises him sausage on a stick wrapped in sweet, sweet chocolate chip pancake.

I hereby announce a Punkass Innuendo contest. Get on your mark, get set…

GO!


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14 Responses to “Let the filthy joke contest begin”

  1. JackGoff says:
    October 2, 2006 at 11:58 am

    A family walks into a talent agent’s office…uhh, nevermind.

  2. Roxanne says:
    October 2, 2006 at 12:11 pm

    You’ve got your sausage in my peanut butter.

  3. junk science says:
    October 2, 2006 at 12:40 pm

    That looks like someone shat out a corndog.

  4. Thomas says:
    October 2, 2006 at 1:03 pm

    no woman, since the dawn of the patriarchal co-option of human sexuality, has ever actually enjoyed this culinary misogyny. There’s a reason that deep-throating a pancake-covered breakfast sausage makes a person retch. Reason: It’s Fucking Gross.

  5. Roxanne says:
    October 2, 2006 at 1:10 pm

    The new ban on sex toys in Texas has inspired some interesting placebos.

  6. McBoing says:
    October 2, 2006 at 5:22 pm

    When my hubby gets home from a long day of work, I wrap his sausage in my pancakes to help him relax.

  7. truejabber says:
    October 2, 2006 at 6:24 pm

    When someone in our household has swallowed poison, and you’ve run out of ipecac, choose Jimmy Dean’s Pancake and Sausage. Don’t be fooled by imitations, Jimmy Dean puts ‘em on a stick!

  8. Phoenician in a time of Romans says:
    October 2, 2006 at 6:47 pm

    A more sophisticated, female-orientated cuisine would ensure the pancake was nicely buttered before being wrapped around the sausage…f

  9. Douglas, Friend of Osho says:
    October 3, 2006 at 7:39 am

    And now, the American version of that time-honored English delicacy, Spotted Dick…

  10. belledame222 says:
    October 4, 2006 at 6:53 pm

    You know, (easy jokes aside), the combination is actually something I like (choc-chip pancakes & sausage). when it’s real food, I mean. my UK and/or Irish derived friends friends think this is incredibly fucked up, sweet pancakes & sausage together, let alone chocolate chip; but they eat mushy peas and baked beans for breakfast, so what the fuck do they know.

    that frozen thing just looks nasty, though.

  11. I Got Your Dirty Joke Right Here at PunkAssBlog.com says:
    October 4, 2006 at 9:37 pm

    [...] I raise your Jimmy Dean sausage-stick with a whisker biscuit. [...]

  12. Elaine says:
    May 22, 2007 at 3:48 am

    Whats the difference between acne and a catholic preist???Acne waits till after the boy turns 12 b4 it cums on his face!

  13. Jeremy L says:
    July 17, 2007 at 11:59 pm

    What do you get when you cross a dildo and potato?

    A dictator!

  14. Jeremy L says:
    July 18, 2007 at 12:00 am

    What do you call a man or a woman that wants to eat pussy all the time?

    A vagitarian!

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