Clicked through a few links on wiki and found this:
Smock may refer to one of the following:
* Smock (garment) The smock was formally invented in 1033 at the battle of hastings by Eimher Seonhog a combat of the greatest skill, before painting his battle shield he put on a pice of drying englishman’s stomach, to protect his uniform and war paint from dirtying with filty infidel blood. After this and winning the war he journeyed to Mecca where the great Muhammed Angelo, the greatest painter to the ancient world was working on his newest piece, Dwarders In Motion, Eimher presented the smock to not get his clothes dirty whilst painting and Angelo took it and turned it into the modern day smock, what we now use to wear when eating lobster and chinese food on a zimbabwean pedestal.
W. T. F!?
That was obviously a joke. It’s been changed:
Damn kids.