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Hello all!
Today, I’d like to speak to the youngsters in the audience, those under age 29.
I know you’re probably horsing around in lawn sprinklers, staying over at friends’ houses on the weekends, and doing your level best to avoid a case of the cooties, but as you near the age of adulthood (30), […]

It’s a tragic but common lament: “She’d be so pretty,” people say. “If it weren’t for those thin, raggedy eyelashes.”
But cheer up, ugly duckling! Your days of being a slave to fake eyelashes and burdensome mascara wands are over! And don’t even fear for a second that we’re going to tell you to […]

In the long tradition of the various unnameable nobodies who left major bands right before they were famous, I am leaving Punkass.
Do not ask why, let me instead blame it on harrassment by Ann Blartow, as everyone else seems to be atm and I feel I’m at that time in my life when I feel […]

Yesterday, George Bush made an even stronger case for being considered both an imperialist and a war criminal. Thanks, NRO!
“We have made a conscious effort not to be a body-count team,” Bush said, in a clear reference to the tabulations of enemy killed that became a hallmark of the Vietnam War.
30,000! 665,000! […]

Margaret Atwood’s is my favorite:

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
- Margaret Atwood

Yesterday, Shakes Sis linked the story of a gay man who will likely be denied the option to open his own home business:
Members of the Manassas City Council are hearing plenty of opinions on whether a gay man should be allowed to open a massage therapy business in his home.
Howard Daniel is a former Marine […]

I suppose no one was suprised to find out about the Hart InterCivic e-voting snafus in Virginia. Usually we have to wait until after the election was fixed to determine how it was fixed, but in this case, we’ve been given an awesome sneak peek into the 2006 version of the Republican e-voting advantage. […]

So you’re a modern feminist -a selfish, man-hating, family-despising, money-grubbing, over-educated, careerist, emasculating bitch, and life is good, yes? You managed to get a decent job in marketing despite your Women’s Studies degree, you found something with a penis (we hesitate to call it a man, but a feminist has to take what she […]

It doesn’t surprise me that the Foley scandal will impact a very small minority of voters. What surprises me is that 1 in 25 American voters is actually more likely to vote for a Republican as a result:
Less than one in five voters say the page scandal will affect their vote; 12 percent are […]