Osama Possibly dead: Ravages of Time 1, American Imperialism 0
Published by R. Mildred September 23rd, 2006So a leaked memo is saying that the French are saying that the Saudis are saying that Osama may have died of typhoid.
However, this may not be the october surprise that Rove was hinting at.
Nor indeed will it be particularly surprising when the bush admin declares that Osama was killed by a CIA trained death-fetus-Hurricane while he was having gay sex with a baby box turtle and couldn’t possibly have died from Typhoid because The Bush Administration only accepts Germ Theory when it can be better used to scare dipshit midwesterners who’s only connection with terrorism was firebombing a few abortion clinics in the 90’s.
No, the surprise will be when the nation learns that The Bush Adminstration has been granted - by democratic spinelessness adn media blind eye turning - the legal power to kidnap all american citizens, strap them down and duct tape* their eyelids open so that they can be forced to watch Rove doing his infamous version of “Big Brother’s thong wearing and neck flab flapping dance of will breaking totalitarianism” until every single person in america agrees to vote for republicans and appropriately buttsucking democrats.
Which will come as quite surprise to more people than it really should.
* Such is the evil of the bush administration that they would dare to pervert the holy material of duct tape for their evil ways.
Bastards.
I don’t believe it for a minute. Typhoid? No fucking way. The man is a billionaire. He can get medical care in the unlikely event he contracted typhoid.
Bush already has his 49 percent back, and they can steal the rest of the votes they need. Why are they going to all this trouble?
because they’re gonna spin it that “God is on our side, he killed Osama for us”
I must be even more tired (of the whole thing and in general) than I thought, because at first I read this as
“Ozma possibly dead”
which, well, duh; Ozma of Oz, the original bleeding heart liberal, really.