So I was going to write a long and not terribly funny post about some livescience articles I found via Men’s News Daily that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that men are just naturally smarter than women. I’m not going to do that anymore because I found something better, but here’s the summary:
Two different articles combine to say that larger brains with more grey matter make the people who have them more intelligent, and that the people who generally get this advantage are men. The extra 100g of grey matter that get stored in the penis give guys an insane 3.6 IQ point lead on us nattering females, according to a study that (shock!) could probably have been better executed. 3 or 4 IQ points isn’t that much (it’s on the order of other IQ (dis)advantages from things like nutrition, breastfeeding, quitting school or going year round, and so on and so on), so there’s no real reason to be breaking out the champaigne and discouraging women from going to college or reading stuff just yet.
They did manage to cram in a quote to the effect of while the difference means absolutely nothing to ordinary people, it could perhaps explain why there are more male nobel prize winners and well-known superbrains. So, uh, yeah, nothing more to see here, folks. Certainly no discrimination. That wasn’t the only red flag in the articles, but it was probably the biggest and the brightest.
Also, the findings mirror the results of research done by a known, yet inexplicably unmentioned British asshole, which means that maybe they should be reviewed by a few more peers before we let talking Barbie giggle about how hard math is again.
What? The Bell Curve? Never heard of it, why?
Anyway, I turned to Google blog search to find out what people were saying about these earth shattering findings. And I found…THE PHILOSOPHY.
Well, I found Eddy. Eddy was not suprised to find that men are intellectually superior to women. He would also not be suprised to find that whites are intellectually superior to blacks, and I am sure you are as shocked by that as I am.
It doesn’t take a scientist to realize that the average man is smarter than the average woman. But because people are so confused, it is actually possible for people not to know this….
You can thank Jew-induced leftism/equality/feminism for this complete divorce from reality on the matter of gender and intelligence. Indeed, what goes for gender goes for race. People in this leftist world think that race is only skin deep, and that it has no bearing on intelligence. ‘Tis but a joke in the eye of God and those who know Him.
Eddy, as you can tell, is a real gem. Eddy is about to show us what intelligence really is. What 3.6 IQ points really means. For Eddy has a philosophy.
What is the Philosophy? In short, the Philosophy is a kind of very important knowledge. It is something that you would want to know. It is knowledge that you would consider important if you were to know it. The more that you know the Philosophy, the more that you want to know it…It is knowledge that you would want to have if you were to have it. But if you don’t already know it, why would you want to? You can’t miss what you don’t know. So if I’m the only one who knows the Philosophy, why should you?
It gets better.
Everything is made of essentially the same thing and everything behaves in essentially the same way. But you can view things in terms of their unique characteristics.
For example, every color is essentially what? A color. Every color is essentially a color. Color is the essence of red, blue, and yellow. Those colors can be thought of as different things, but they can also be thought of as the same thing, which is what? Color. They are essentially colors.
This goes on for nearly 3,000 words. We learn many new things in these words, like microscopic means invisible and that “regardless of what you do, the Philosophy would allow you to do it better.”
Ooooo-K.
Well, we have a eugenicist and a moron in agreement that men are smarter than women. Anyone else wanna help them out, or can we go back to neurological research on gender differences that might actually help someone out someday?
You’re a woman, aren’t you?
They’re measuring skulls?! Man, that was discredited in the 19th century.
You’re not too bright, are you, eddy?
Dude, if you can’t tell either way then I’m afraid I can’t help you. But go ahead and post again assuming that I am, and then again that I am not. I’d be curious to see what the difference is.
That column was, wow. Eddy really is a stone cold moron. I wonder if his high school diploma has the word “honorary” on it.
Amanda, that sounds like knowladge we would want to know, perhaps something that we would consider important were we to know it. I’m sure it’s covered in the Philosophy.
I think he’s confusing wisdom with the nightly gentleman emissions that occur if one has gone without ladyhelp for a long time.
HAHA! IT’S THE TIME CUBE GUY ALL OVER AGAIN!!
It really is unfortunate that so many morons are shielded from their own inadequacy because they have societally-approved bits between their legs. They’d be a lot happier with themselves if they’d stop bitching so much about Teh Joos and take a few night classes.
JackGoff, that link was the freakiest thing ever.
junk science – “so many morons are shielded from their own inadequacy because they have societally-approved bits between their legs”
My experience is that those “societally-approved bits” often conspire to effectively reduce a man’s practical IQ by half, so if he started out with a few more points (if that’s even really true) it doesn’t come close to addressing what his cock takes away in the right circumstances.
(Eddy seems to be proof of that syndrome. He needs to hook up with Jacquie Mackey Paisley Passie. ‘Course, she’d probably eat his head while mating…)
I say all of this as proud owner of those naughty bits, but also as a realist…
wren, you don’t know how many hours of entertainment and vomitting that dude has brought me over the past few years.
It’s kind of like if Dr. Bronner stopped making soap and started making crazy.
http://www.drbronner.com/story.html#labels
You know what interests me about all these gender-related brain studies is that it’s impossible to actually study non-socially-impacted individuals. An IQ measurement of an infant would be pointless, but short of doing it within, like, the first year of life, you’re going to get individuals who are exposed to a patriarchal society on some level, and thus develop thought patterns and synapses within that context.
It’s like having two sons, and deciding that one’s going to be shorter than the other, so you feed him less than the first one on the grounds that he doesn’t need it… and when he doesn’t grow as tall as the other one, you get all excited: “See, I was right!”
Well, that’s probably a stupid example. I have yet to conduct detrimental nutritional experiments on small children, so my insight into that particular realm is limited. I grew up in the midst of what sometimes feels like a detrimental psychological experiment on an entire planet full of people, however, just like the rest of us.
Once you presuppose premise A in order to prove A, you can add as many additional premises as you want. It’s going to be darn easy to prove that, given A, A is true.
Eddy and Jackie Mackie should do a really hideous romantic comedy together. I bet Nora Ephron’s available.
My experience is that those “societally-approved bits” often conspire to effectively reduce a man’s practical IQ by half, so if he started out with a few more points (if that’s even really true) it doesn’t come close to addressing what his cock takes away in the right circumstances.
I think it’s much more society’s fault than the cock’s. The poor cock doesn’t even know what’s going on, or why people keep trying to put that laurel wreath on its head.
The poor penis. It has no idea how special it is, nor does it realize how much the world depends on it in order for the revolution of the Earth that occurs daily to transpire.
But, I thought the wimmins stored lots of extra grey matter in their breasts (cept for the ones that have kiddies and sacrifice it for milk production).
Ah, so ‘Teh Philosophy’ is, in fact, heroin? or some other brain-destroying drug?
Yup, & I suspect his birth certificate may have the word “honorary” on it, as well
What’s that Time Cube guy saying? That the Earth isn’t round; it’s a cube? I had to stop reading it. It got too confusing.
someone please email Eddy and explain what honorary means…
no it’s not the same as horny
God, the whole brain size/gender argument is so goddamn motherfucking stupid it makes me want to cry. Elephants have bigger brains than humans. Clearly, elephants are therefore smarter than humans. I bet elephants really ace their IQ tests. No? Oh, so it’s the brain size to body size ratio that counts then? Well, guess which sex that number comes out higher in. Go on, just try. If you’re a Men’s News Daily reader, I’ll give you three guesses to figure it out. No, it’s not men. No, it’s really really not men. You want another go?