when the status quo frustrates.

Maybe if she does her hair like Caitlin’s and tones down the crazy, she’ll get a decent Amazon ranking.

She opens her argument by quoting herself, and that’s about all you need to know about Nancy Levant.

Long story short: Women Suck. BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

If never ceases to amaze me how “feminism” insults and degrades women. Either you accept and forward political feminist doctrines, or you are an idiot…

One might have expected gratitude from Westernized women for their liberation, for in truth it was our Constitution, our American sensibility, and American males that allowed women’s liberation to come to fruition in this nation. American men did in fact allow us to experience freedom in much the same way that they acknowledged the wrongness and sinfulness of human ownership and slavery. And for the record, this acknowledgment occurred in record historical time.

Record time. Only a few hundred years between the time Europeans brought slaves to the Americas and the time they were freed, and like less than a hundred years after that women got to vote. And men, an abstract but uniform concept, thought of these “emancipation” and “sufferage” ideas all by themselves, and after that nothing could stop them from running around granting rights like they were popcorn, without a thought or say, a fight.

And you know what, Nancy’s right. We never said thank you. We never said thank you to those men (and by men I mean man, because there is only one Man, and he is The Man, and you owe him, bitch. Those were “rights” he granted you, not rights, if you know what I mean). That was a shocking oversight on our part. We’re sorry, can we make it up for you? Get you a drink, make you a meal, fake an orgasm? Whatever you want, Man. It’s on us.

But women’s gratitude did not transpire. American women do not experience thankfulness for their freedoms.

Seriously, they got the vote, Title IX, and the EEOC, what the fuck else could these uppity bitches want? Women. Pfft!

I think it is fair to say that American women have become enslaved to moneymaking, money spending, the “health” and “beauty” industries, and to pathological vanity. And as such, motherhood and marriage have become enemies of womanhood. But how can I make such a blanket summation? Let’s look at some facts:

Oh, yeaah, women never spent money or worried about beauty before women’s liberation.

Let’s not look at the facts, which start with a fact (“Women initiate most divorce proceedings”) and end with a string of words typed in a neat line (“Abortion is now viewed as a right of liberation”). In between, there is a spectrum that goes from “pretty sane” to “zany.” Let’s focus on the solution: BREEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If American women weren’t so glued to their mirrors, anti-depressants, angers, and ill health due to life-long diets, they might realize that massive population reduction, and its connection to global politics and the pharmaceutical and “health” industries, is MANDATED. The feminist movement has been pushing depopulation under the guises of “women’s rights” for decades. Now, ladies, it’s not so much of a stretch to understand the connection between abortion “rights,” reproductive legislation, and the mental heath movement, which specifically targets women and children, to realize that other “agendas” are afoot and off and running.

When you are talking about massive global population reduction, you are, in fact, talking about the control of women, their bodies, their unalienable and biological rights to pregnancies and babies, and marriage. Keep in mind that marriages are “licensed.” Don’t think for one second that further “controls” can’t be implemented via these “licenses.”

Summation: Feminism makes women get jobs and spend all of the money on their appearance, which distracts them from their feminist overlord’s secret plot to eliminate humanity from the face of the planet. Show them you’re too smart for their wicked ways: quit your job and have some kids! Lots of them! You’ve already got some? Have more! BREEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!! You know you want to!

If women are “liberated,” why do we need or continue to allow feminist organizations to lobby on our behalf? Why do we continue to support feminist organizations with our donations?

Like, Oh, My GOD! I just realized she was right! If we’re so liberated, why does NOW still exist? It’s like they think there’s still stuff to be done! But there’s not! But if there’s nothing left to be done then why did Nancy just send them that huge check? Something is amiss here.

For that matter, why are there two genders?

You know what would be cool? If there were three! Oh man, I am so stoned. Let’s get a pizza.

Does the feminist movement and philosophy have the power and intelligence to change fundamental biology, to recreate the fundamental meaning of womanhood, AND to mandate their rules and opinions upon every American woman (or every woman on the planet)?

No. Thank god those weren’t the goals, as far as I know. But I haven’t checked the agenda recently.

Political feminists are the enemy of women. If we disagree with their campaigns, we are considered to be ignorant idiots to be fought. They are no more or less than all previous gender enslavers, and we must get that through our thick and drugged heads. Freedom and liberation do not need masters, self-proclaimed intellectual elites, and social engineers!! Wake up American women. Your unhappiness is epidemic and rapidly spreading. You are being used as workhorses to a sick and manipulated political culture that is destroying your health and sanity, and is DEFINITELY destroying your children. Political feminism exemplifies total disrespect for women.

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(buy my book)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

Speaking of her book, oh, did she mention she’s written a book? 3 out of 4 people found the following review helpful:

American women have become the most spoiled, over-pampered, vile, nasty human beings on the face of this planet. They use and abuse men and call themselves the victims. They seem to be incredibly self involved most of them hate men. This book finally tells the truth and shows modern american women are unfit as wives and mothers. If you are an american man and you are thinking about marriage to one of these vile monsters, better read this book first.

Watch it, Nancy, that’s the kind of company that’ll keep you out of Harper’s, although you might have a shot at Forbes, but just the website, no actual print space.

10 Responses to “Maybe if she does her hair like Caitlin’s and tones down the crazy, she’ll get a decent Amazon ranking.”

  1. junk science says:

    American men did in fact allow us to experience freedom in much the same way that they acknowledged the wrongness and sinfulness of human ownership and slavery.

    And for this, they get wrongfully accused of rape and forced to pay child support. Honestly, we’re lucky they haven’t chained us all up.

  2. firefalluk says:

    We’re sorry, can we make it up for you? Get you a drink, make you a meal, fake an orgasm? Whatever you want, Man. It’s on us.

    At last! D’you have any idea how long I’ve been waiting for a little recognition? Now, just kneel there so I can rest my feet on your shoulders while I watch Teh Game. Isn’t equality fun?

  3. Lya Kahlo says:

    Did the right wing conspiracy release a group of female misogynists into the populace or something? What the hell is going on with all these female women-haters and their pathological lying?

  4. Dykonoclast says:

    Global population reduction? WTF?!

    Perhaps the buttons on her keyboard that spell ‘overpopulation’ didn’t work?

  5. Bitch | Lab says:

    My dog hates me because this, “You know what would be cool? If there were three! Oh man, I am so stoned. Let’s get a pizza.” made me laugh too hard that I spilled my coffee and accidentally kicked him. He is sulking in the corner now thanks to you!

  6. JackGoff says:

    Dykonoclast, the problem is not enough WHITE people are breeding…or something…I’m having a harder time these days switching my brain to be able to read fundie logic.

  7. Kyso Kisaen says:

    You know, I’m trying to get my hands on a copy of the book but it seems that niether of the two library systems I have ready access to have ever heard of her. And my school library puts every complimentary Ann Coulter book they get on the shelf*, so Nancy really needs to get on her publisher to push this thing a bit harder.

    *please let them be complimentary, because if not it means they are purchasing Ann Coulter books as soon as they come out while ignoring hundreds, if not thousands, of better books or even more recent editions of books that were lost in 1976 and never replaced. That is NOT what I paid tuition for.

  8. bellatrys says:

    Jack, I think she’s cribbing from a 1978 copy of National Review. The only thing missing is the rant about how wearing trousers and the prefix “Ms.” are going to cause the Decline of the West and make the Muslim Hordes then taking over Italy outbreed us even faster.

  9. Actually I thought the second sentence was pretty good:

    ‘Either you accept and forward political feminist doctrines, or you are an idiot…’

    Goes downhill a bit after that as she seems to be in the latter camp. Maybe she should have more kids – it would certainly slow up her writing – small mercies…

    Nancy Levant – Dawn Eden – anyone else spotted the name link?

  10. Iwillpayyoutoletmedoyourpet says:

    American women are no better or worse looking than any other group of women. But something must be done to stop the double standard in U.S. family courts, otherwise this gender war here will continue indefinitely.

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