Husband Shoots Chicken, Wife Shoots Husband
Published by McBoing September 7th, 2006A woman was charged Tuesday for shooting her husband in the back after he shot her pet chicken, the Lane County Sheriff’s Office said.
You know what? If anyone shot my pet anything, you’re goddamned straight I’d shoot the fucker back.
Or at least take some shears to the nether regions.
It’s a healthy attitude. Anyone sadistic or controlling enough to shoot a pet probably doesn’t deserve to live.
Cue the MRAs: “But that chicken was suing him for back child support!”
Meanie feminists: “Why do we always get the weird chicken fuckers?”
But can you roast him with an apple in the mouth? (besides, he’ probably too old and tough).