Because last night, in my town, underground DJ RJD2 spun tunes next to 2 40′ inflatable movie screens as part of a 3-hour audio/video dance party thrown in one of our city parks for free by the best movie theater in the country, the Alamo Drafthouse.
I fail to see how your hometown could top that, but feel free to disagree in the comments. Lamentations over not living in Austin will also be accepted.
Sadly, all we get is cover bands of Jimmy Buffett and the Bee Gees. I shit you not.
NYC, though, that’s a horse of a different color.
“Respect the cock… and tame the cunt. Tame it.” – Frank T.J. Mackey, Magnolia, 1999
I don’t know, man. We are about to have the world’s greatest performance art festival and the second (admittedly by a mile)-only-to-your-SXSW music festival…on the SAME WEEKEND.
My hometown’s clitoris is more sensitive than your hometown’s clitoris.
Actually my hometown, Ypsilanti, MI (poorer neighbor to Ann Arbor) has everyone beat. We’ve got a 150 foot tall water tower that is the most phallic building in the universe. Seriously, Cabinet Magazine says so.
My hometown could totally beat up your hometown.
Sokrates, do conservatives start spontaneously sweating when driving by?
No, they just roam the streets with large posters of aborted fetuses and get into fights, cause car accidents and generally make nuisiances of themselves.
And as impressive as our brick dick is, it hasn’t actually worked in 20 some years. And it only gets touched like once a year.
Like most conservative guys. 8^)
That water tower is a fireplug.
San Francisco’s Coit Tower is about that phallic and it boasts a mural by Diego Rivera. And the city does the best job in America of making a joke of the pot laws. So, there!
Yeah well, everyone in my home town (Portland) *thinks* that they are smarter and more indy/emo than everyone in your hometown, when really, they were all Californians just a few short years ago. On the plus side, however, we do have more bike paths and bike lanes than anywhere else in the country and lots of good microbreweries.