when the status quo frustrates.

Reason #1065 to hate golf

It’s on in the background while I futz around on my computer, and the announcers told a story about how Ernie Els was equally good at tennis and golf growing up. When he became a teenager, he told his father he wanted to concentrate exclusively on golf… so his father turned their full-size backyard tennis court into a chipping green.

Golf. It really is the everyperson’s game.

4 Responses to “Reason #1065 to hate golf”

  1. Kyso Kisaen says:

    Did it mention if anyone else in the family had any opinions on tennis? Mrs. Els? Siblings? Was everyone done with the court when Ernie was?

  2. punkass marc says:

    Heh. They actually used the phrase “blew up” the backyard tennis court. Presumably Muffy, Buffy, and the butler were less of a consideration than the future-pro son.

  3. Kyso Kisaen says:

    Oh, I didn’t realize the chance to play with explosives was involved. Well, suddenly something reasonable like membership to a golf club and lessons seems so mundane. Why wouldn’t you dynamite the yard? How often do you have that kind of excuse?

  4. firefalluk says:

    you need a reason to hate golf, now?

    I’m with Shaw – GOLF: a good walk, ruined

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