I’m one pissed off hummingbird
Published by R. Mildred August 10th, 2006 in Punkass!, Violence, Mutterings Of The Disturbed, Wankers, MovingCurrent mood:
I know I promised to get a post up by saturday but since I posted that my landlord has,
Shut off my phones, so no internet,
And then decided to shut down my electricity.
Why?
Because he’s a total alchaholic moulitsas how is pissed off that his sexual advance end up wiht me knocking him on his ass (no means no the first time, okay bub?), that’s why.
Now he wants like an extra couple of hundred for rent on top of what I already pay, there’s no reason for this, this is totally against the lease, and he knows that I can totally clean him out in court if he tries to throw me out completely, but is hoping that maybe having to sleep elsewhere for a few nights might make me think twice.
So I’m apartment hunting, and staying at a friends house after the fucker’s most recent antics involved him used his key to sneak into my apartment in the middle of the night.
I may have mentioned that I can kick people in the throat with ease, doubley so when I’m butt naked from having just been woken up by a fat man creeping ’round my apartment in the middle of the night, god knows what he had in mind, but I’m fucked if I’m paying any rent let alone staying there again.
I’m also cranky and jumpy when I just wake up, this is why the asshole has a nice juicey bruise all along his throat atm. If it hadn’t been so dark I wouldn’t have sporked the distance and instead would have done him serious, as in life threatening, damage.
So I guess I’ve been lucky.
Why does crap like this always happen in July? It’s like the most evil month of the year or something.
Feel leave to share you personal gripes and whines in the comments.
RM, I hope to god* you’re documenting all of this as well as you can, plus calling the cops on his ass for trespass and menacing. If you don’t, you may find him trying to jam you in court for rent - which would be totally risible, except that the court system, ah, isnt much interested in justice.
*you know, the Great Cat, unless you’re one of those Discoball schismatics
Jesus, I hate my landlord, but he seems like a saint in comparison to mine. I’ve griped enough about Señor Asshat on another thread, but I just have to say, the next time he asks me about my sex life, or follows my girlfriend to our apartment asking the same question, I’m going to do something my pacifist ass will regret.
in comparison to mine.
Should be “yours”
Depending on where you live Mildred:
Most large and medium urban metros have renters protection that would entitle to, under the conditions that you’ve described, to get your lease termination fee killed. That’s at the very least.
In certain areas (mostly to the West) there are some prolific kicks in the ass that one can issue to a landlord with relative ease by filing a couple of docs.
I’d reccomend, either getting the rent increase in writing (which fucks him) or going ahead and writing him the check for the increase in rent and toss a stop on it. That provides a sufficient paper trail for any claims you want to levvy against him.
Holy shit! That’s terrible. Sending good apartment hunting vibes your way as we speak…er, as I type…
You kicked him in the throat?? R. Mildred, you’re my heroine.
Call the police. File a report, even if they “can’t do anything yet.”
Call the health department, and report him for creating unsafe living condtions.
Good luck… hope something comes through for you.
What firefalluk said (among others).
and damn, that’s one high kick. good.
Wow, that is just amazingly awful … hope you are feeling safer now. As to the pic - that’s one serious manga-style fightin’ bird! Go the throat kick
I’d definitely look into your legal options–I wonder if your state has a tort (even something as basic as assault, if he actually touched you) which might enable you to recoupe in money the time you’ll have to spend looking for a new apartment, as well as for emotional harm and punitive damages.