You’re Going to Have To Provide Proof of That, Ma’am
Published by McBoing August 8th, 2006 in WorkTraining on the phones at Big Media Provider Co.
“I would like to upgrade my services with the Sports and Lifestyles Package.”
I can’t do that for you, ma’am, because your husband did not put your name on this account.
“My husband has been dead for sixteen years.”
…
“Hello?”
Let me transfer you to my supervisor.
“Hello sir, how are you today”
“Not well. Actually, I’m dying”
“…”
“uhh, I’m, uh, I’m sorry to hear that, sir. Could I interest you in an extra line of credit?”
“No, not today, but nice recovery.”
“Thank you sir. If you change your mind please visit us at http://www.fuckthisplace.com.”
True story. Except for the webaddress.
Naw, man.