Training on the phones at Big Media Provider Co.
“I would like to upgrade my services with the Sports and Lifestyles Package.”
I can’t do that for you, ma’am, because your husband did not put your name on this account.
“My husband has been dead for sixteen years.”
…
“Hello?”
Let me transfer you to my supervisor.
“Hello sir, how are you today”
“Not well. Actually, I’m dying”
“…”
“uhh, I’m, uh, I’m sorry to hear that, sir. Could I interest you in an extra line of credit?”
“No, not today, but nice recovery.”
“Thank you sir. If you change your mind please visit us at http://www.fuckthisplace.com.”
True story. Except for the webaddress.
Naw, man.