The Conflict Escalates
Published by R. Mildred August 2nd, 2006 in Memes, Public Procrastination, War HUH! What is it good for?I think it was Hemmingway who first said; “War is hell, and a naked woman standing on a whale.”
Such is the nature of war that escalation was inevitable, but little did I suspect that Hezbollah’s crack CosPlay troops would launch a surprise attack:
But, crack troops or not, Hezbollah still seems to be unable to produce a bite to match their bark.
So now that Hezbollah has had its turn, it’s now time for over the top and morally unjustified retalitation:
Come on punks, make my ass.
I have like a half dozen actually substantial posts on the back burner because I’ve got patchy to non-existent internet access right now, which is irritating because there’s a prostitute on pandagon who’s trying to co-opt pro-sex feminism and I’ve decided to tackle the entire night’s dawn trilogy for feminist and general sci fi book geek based analysis and mockage.
And I have no time to do it all in! AAAH!
I’ll try to get something biggish out on saturday. (you realise of course that by saying I will have something out, I’ve jinxed myself severely and am doomed to failier now)
The pacifist pleads for an end to vioolence.
Is that a… fetus?
Fetus cosplay?
Really?
Wow. And I thought I’d seen all that comic/anime/video game conventions had to offer. My goodness.
A fetus? How original.
Hah! Drunken convention fetalities are nothing! Not when Apallingly Juvinile Sexual References are available!
Bob, you are _so_ getting pwned in all of this.
That’s a word I’m unfamiliar with. But bring it, whatever it is! Muahhahah. I have stuff stashed away that will make your forebrain floss itself!
pwned = owned, in 1337-speak (leet-speak)
You say it like “PONED!!”
I’m sure you can see how badly I am trembling. Heh.
SNEAK ATTACK by Jesus’s General! Unite with me in vengeance against this near-frenchman!
Hehe. I totally saw that and thought “DAMN! that’s a bad image bomb if I ever saw one!” The General has us outclassed, though. He doesn’t even acknowledge the war, and yet bombs indiscriminately.