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I have a few computer-related pet peeves, and one of them are those history and favorites bars in IE. And IE. The first thing I did when I finally got my own work station was download Firefox and revel in my tabbed goodness. I like a large screen resolution, I want to […]

Remember Ben Domenech?

I started working at Human Events, a capitol hill newsweekly, when I was fifteen…I’ve written for many places, including The Washington Post, The Washington Times, Human Events, Citizen Magazine, New York Press, The American Conservative, The Dallas Morning News, and McSweeney’s.
I spent a couple of years working as a speechwriter for several prominent […]

Haditha. Abu Ghraib. A massive civilian death toll.
We need to turn those frowns upside down, people, and the US military will pay $20 million dollars to whoever can put on the happiest face:
U.S. military leaders in Baghdad have put out for bid a two-year, $20 million public relations contract that calls […]

Jackass Number Two arrives in a theater near you in 3 weeks and a day. Something tells me your reaction is one, some, or all of the following:
1-”Grr. I hate that stupid crap.”
2-”Huh? Wha? You kids are nuts.”
3-”Who cares?”
4-”Just thinking about it makes me queasy.”
5-[look around to make sure no one’s […]

You know what pisses off men? When your ovaries shut down. And it isn’t for the reasons you think.
Women hog all the attention in mid-life just because of the menopause phenomenon. They get to act all depressed and mood-swingy while playing the get-out-of-jail-free card known as “hormone changes.”
This is totally […]

I promise we’ll get to blow jobs and corsets and heels directly, but let’s get there by way of football.
I like football. Unfortunately, football’s a piggish industry filled with awful men. “Sexism” often doesn’t begin to describe the attitudes, actions, and codes of players and coaches at all levels. With wave after […]

‘What will your obituary say?’ at QuizGalaxy.com

given that Randombird has apparently taken lessons in “feminist theory” at college, and yet is also inexplicably unaware that performing sexual acts you do not want to do is rape, I am left with this simple question, and do please excuse this non-college going fem for her ignorance…
But WTF do they actually TEACH women in […]

When it comes to sex, America can be a little prudish. Sex ed comes and goes (depending on your community), we flipped out over Janet Jackson’s nipple being exposed for 3/8 of a second, and it’s been really hard to start a spontaneous orgy lately.
When it comes to sex entertainment, though, we’re dogfighting the […]