What’s amusing about Jackoff’s comments is that the more he writes, the more I believe he’s never known a Jew in his life.

A-ha. ha. hahaha. I’ve probably known more Jewish people than Darleen has even seen. For one, my girlfriend is Jewish. For another, I’ve lived in a house with college friends where the only non-Jewish person was me. She thinks that the conservative Jews she has met are the only Jews in existence, which is really fucking sad. Then again, it’s also infuriating that she thinks everything is black-and-white to Jewish people. She is most definitely a true anti-semite.