when the status quo frustrates.

Anyone for a crazy image warz?

Paul the Spud thinks he understands the horrible depths of the google image search.

But I tell him now, he cannot comprehend the True Horrors of the google image search.

Gaze upon this work ye mortals and despair (this is SO not work safe)

What you got?

24 Responses to “Anyone for a crazy image warz?”

  1. I’m…..traumatized.

  2. punkass marc says:

    I get an error on the link.

    But if you really hate yourself, you will click this.

  3. JackGoff says:

    I really hate myself. And teh internets.

  4. R. Mildred says:

    thanks, blogger obviously objects to hotlinking, so onto flickr you evil things shall go.

  5. punkass marc says:

    i wonder how the artist decided which animals would go in her flow. i mean, a bunny seems like a given, but how he chose between a lamb and a moo-cow only the Inspiration Gods will ever know.

    and yes, i agree that this is the worst drawing on earth.

  6. junk science says:

    Her nipple rings are bigger than her breasts.

  7. R. Mildred says:

    what is that thing with the claws though? There’s nothing cute about clawed things streaming out of a person’s vagina, no matter how adorable it is.

    I’m non-plussed by prolapses btw. Which I feel says way too much about me really.

    Oh, and I just noticed the nipple peircings as well, commence countdown to derbyshire swarm, in T minus 20…

  8. junk science says:

    I wonder if I’ll ever see “streaming out of a person’s vagina” and “adorable” in the same sentence again.

  9. JackGoff says:

    I truly abhor the anime pic showing evil beings streaming out of a person’s vagina, and aren’t penguin chicks just adorable?

  10. junk science says:

    When they haven’t been plucked, I suppose.

  11. Djur says:

    Note the http://www.boners.com watermark. Boners is an offshoot of Rotten which posts some variety of picture like this every weekday. Including this one:

    which is in Portland, OR’s Chinatown.

    My point is, basically, that while Google Image Search has great evil, that evil usually originates from a small handful of sites.

  12. Djur says:

    D’oh. The preview fooled me.

    The image: http://boners.com/content/796827.1.jpg

  13. JackGoff says:

    Aww, junk! I just wanna give one of them a BIG hug!! But yeah, they’re not as cute as little kitties.

  14. junk science says:

    You’d hug that first one, dude? It looks like a frozen chicken with a penguin’s head glued on. But it does get pretty cute as it ages.

  15. JackGoff says:

    Hey, even humans look like crap when they’re first born. Kitties, however, are cute whenever, whereever. I just try to break out of my pure obsession with kitties, because otherwise, I’ll go insane about the fact that I can’t have one right now.

  16. kxo says:

    I’m so afraid of finding goatse behind one of those links that I am not clicking any of them.

    I’ve seen the menstration-chick on a couple of Livejournal user icons before, but…I just don’t get it. What’s her story? Why is she holding ghosts? why are animals explpoding from her vagina? I seek to understand.

  17. I never thought my days of modeling for boners.com would come back to haunt me this way. I’m so ashamed.

  18. Of course you realize this means war!

  19. Cassandra says:

    Damn. And I thought *my* cramps were bad.

  20. Dykonoclast says:

    No way, I’ve had that menstrual manga girl for years! I even made a magnet out of her! I love her so. The one I have doesn’t have the boners.com tag, though.

    I suspect that the things she’s holding are tampons.

  21. Bob King says:

    You think I can run a blog called GRAPHICTRUTH and allow this to stand?
    Graphictruth: Should I throw down, or just throw up?

  22. The image/symbol on menstrual girl’s hat is the symbol for Virgo, the Virgin. I don’t know how this plays into the “artwork”, but I imagine it symbolizes something about some virgin giving birth to the world. As usual.

    Prolapses are bad. If you have a hysterectomy, later when you are totally old your vagina can prolapse (come out backwards) because there’s nothing holding it in. I HAVE NO IDEA how it comes about that the whole damn WORKS prolapse, though. Or the rectum. (?)

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