Actually, I don’t know that for sure. On their spicy new myspace.com profile (via Shake’s Sis), the Marines decided to leave off some of their more personal information like salary, relationship status, and zodiac sign. But they’re out there on the internets and they’re looking for a few hott boyz to spend some quality time with and maybe take on a trip around the world.
I applaud the UMSC for acknowledging their true intent. No one preys on the young in this country quite like the Corps military, and creepy stalkers know myspace is the place to start looking for fresh meat. So for anyone who likes long hard objects that shoot quite a load should make a friend with the Marines today.
And after you’re done snacking on that, you can keep the oral fixation satisfied with the military’s own candy bar, Hooah!. Everything’s coming up yummy in the Corps.
Kill thousands of civilians and look good doing it!
I can see my face in his chest.
Hate to be a pedant, but it was the Army that signed up the autistic kid. The Army’s a touch more desperate for bodies than the Corps, which is smaller and has always attracted a certain type. Though, obviously, not so much anymore.
Did you notice that there’s not a “block user” button? Cute!