I can guarantee there won’t be another one worth your time, like, ever, so you might as well listen to it.
I can guarantee there won’t be another one worth your time, like, ever, so you might as well listen to it.
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“Ann, why the long face?”
Heh lol
Incidentally, this was the only worthwhile thing I’ve ever seen Adam Carolla do.
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[...] McBoing brings you the only Ann Coulter interview you’ll ever actually want to listen to. [...]
Damn broken speakers. Any chance of someone sourcing a transcript?
Carolla: Ann Coulter, who was supposed to be on the show about an hour and a half ago, is now on the phone as well. Ann?
Coulter: Hello.
Carolla: Hi, Ann. You’re late, babydoll.
Coulter: Uh, somebody gave me the wrong number.
Carolla: Oooh…how did you get the right number? Just dialed randomly, eventually got through to our show?
[Laughter in studio.]
Coulter: Um, no, my publicist emailed it to me, I guess after checking with you.
Carolla: Ah, I see.
Coulter: But I am really tight on time right now, because I already have a —
Carolla: All right, well, get lost.
[Laughter, surprised yells.]
Random Female Voice: Did you really just hang up on Ann Coulter?
Carolla: Yes.
[Laughter, repeated mocking shouts of "tight on time!", etc.]
Carolla: I’m tight on time too, and, uh, I don’t have time for bitches.
Random Female Voice: That was the only interview with Ann Coulter that she didn’t say something offensive.
[Laughter, mocking.]
Carolla: You know what, go eff yourself, you’re “tight on time.”
Random Female Voice: I say this, Ann Coulter: why the long face?
[Laughter, rimshot.]
Carolla: Listen, you bitch, don’t call in an hour and a half late and tell me you’re “tight on time.” Of course you’re tight on time; you’re an hour and a half goddamn late calling in on a radio show. Just take your crappy book and go pitch it to your stupid cable outlet. We’ll do a fun(?) show…