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An Anne Coulter Interview Worth Listening To

I can guarantee there won’t be another one worth your time, like, ever, so you might as well listen to it.

7 Responses to “An Anne Coulter Interview Worth Listening To”

  1. Mark says:

    “Ann, why the long face?”

    Heh lol

  2. junk science says:

    Incidentally, this was the only worthwhile thing I’ve ever seen Adam Carolla do.

  3. punkass marc says:

    [words stolen by junk science]

  4. McBoing says:

    [junk science x 2]

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  6. hexy says:

    Damn broken speakers. Any chance of someone sourcing a transcript?

  7. junk science says:

    Carolla: Ann Coulter, who was supposed to be on the show about an hour and a half ago, is now on the phone as well. Ann?

    Coulter: Hello.

    Carolla: Hi, Ann. You’re late, babydoll.

    Coulter: Uh, somebody gave me the wrong number.

    Carolla: Oooh…how did you get the right number? Just dialed randomly, eventually got through to our show?

    [Laughter in studio.]

    Coulter: Um, no, my publicist emailed it to me, I guess after checking with you.

    Carolla: Ah, I see.

    Coulter: But I am really tight on time right now, because I already have a —

    Carolla: All right, well, get lost.

    [Laughter, surprised yells.]

    Random Female Voice: Did you really just hang up on Ann Coulter?

    Carolla: Yes.

    [Laughter, repeated mocking shouts of "tight on time!", etc.]

    Carolla: I’m tight on time too, and, uh, I don’t have time for bitches.

    Random Female Voice: That was the only interview with Ann Coulter that she didn’t say something offensive.

    [Laughter, mocking.]

    Carolla: You know what, go eff yourself, you’re “tight on time.”

    Random Female Voice: I say this, Ann Coulter: why the long face?

    [Laughter, rimshot.]

    Carolla: Listen, you bitch, don’t call in an hour and a half late and tell me you’re “tight on time.” Of course you’re tight on time; you’re an hour and a half goddamn late calling in on a radio show. Just take your crappy book and go pitch it to your stupid cable outlet. We’ll do a fun(?) show…

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