Forgive Me If I Don’t Feel Sorry

Ken Lay died of a heart attack at his vacation home in Aspen.


11 Responses to “Forgive Me If I Don’t Feel Sorry”  

  1. 1 Douglas, Friend of Osho

    I’ll feel sorry, all right—for California, if it can’t collect for the misery of the rolling blackouts we had six years ago. Lay can rot in hell. He got off easy as far as I’m concerned. I wonder how long it’ll be before the 9/11=Inside Job crowd see some sort of hieroglyph in this.

  2. 2 JackGoff

    Maybe his black heart finally imploded on its own greed.

  3. 3 punkass marc

    I was figuring suicide when I first heard the news.

  4. 4 McBoing

    People are already positing suicide coverup conspiracies. I’m leaning toward the imploding black heart, myself.

  5. 5 punkass marc

    Ken Lay go boom.

  6. 6 McBoing

    The newest conspiracy is that he’s actually in Belgium. Jeezus, people.

  7. 7 Auguste

    I actually know of a guy who claims that when he was a mormon missionary in Argentina in the early 80s, he met numerous older gentlemen with graying blond hair and thick German accents.

    I’m just sayin’.

  8. 8 Alecto

    I know it’s probably been said elsewhere, but since this is the first blog I’ve read since the story broke, I’ll say it: “The wheels of God grind slowly…”

  9. 9 Douglas, Friend of Osho

    McBoing, you have to have a heart for it to implode. Even when it’s a black one. And Belgium would be far too good for the sonofabitch. He makes my ex look like a paragon of moral rectitude and she’s the sort of pathological liar who lies when there’s no advantage in it.

  10. 10 McBoing

    He had to have had a heart for it to implode and/or attack, though I’m sure some of his ex-employees would disagree.

    she’s the sort of pathological liar who lies when there’s no advantage in it.

    Ah, so you dated my ex then.

  11. 11 firefalluk

    and we all did a little jog of despair

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