Comments on: Nice guy/groom for life

By: The Third Man: The ultimate “nice guy” movie at PunkAssBlog.com

The Third Man: The ultimate “nice guy” movie at PunkAssBlog.com — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 18:28:50 +0000

[...] When she tries to deflect Holly by reminding him that they should go to the porter before its too late (unaware he is already dead), his full nice guy regalia is revealed: “What’s the hurry? Can’t we talk quietly for a couple of minutes?” A few minutes ago, Holly was obsessed with finding Lime’s murderers and clearing his name. Now all he wants to do is hit on his dead friend’s girl. [...]

By: Oh, for the love of God… » Burned-out trash and her bastard offspring

Oh, for the love of God… » Burned-out trash and her bastard offspring — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:10:10 +0000

[...] punkass marc (also at punkassblog, imagine that) wrote a brilliant demonstration of what a utopia this would create in real life. It’s hillarious, but the ungrateful-whore-in-question is called Allison, nicknamed Alli. I’m not sure if I should giggle or throw up? [...]

By: punkass marc

punkass marc — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 21:41:51 +0000

Hey, at least you got a Pixies song and a Costello song, too, right? Gotta count for something.

By: Allison

Allison — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 21:29:00 +0000

I posted a mini-rant about this after linking over from Feministe…then decided to see what you’d say over here.

If the fiction weren’t disturbing enough, did you just HAVE to call her Allison? With a nickname Alli? Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Once I stop giggling, I’ll have to add a link to my rant, Burned-out trash and her bastard child.

Seriously, doesn’t anyone want to put together a band with that name? We’d kick ass.

By: JackGoff

JackGoff — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:29:53 +0000

HAHAHA! True, it was a terrible movie. But it had a couple of one-liners.

By: Ezra

Ezra — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:26:06 +0000

Hah! Very well done. I particularly love the beginning description. SCWM ISO SWF, PrGGrs OK.

By: punkass marc

punkass marc — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:14:12 +0000

A favorite line from Patch Adams? That’s like naming your favorite smell from a public men’s room.

By: JackGoff

JackGoff — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:10:41 +0000

That’s my favorite line from Patch Adams.

“Hey, let’s go to the maternity ward. You know those chicks put out!”

By: The Minstrel Boy

The Minstrel Boy — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:42:56 +0000

what the hell, why not hit on the girls at the clinic, you know she’s fucking somebody, right?

By: Quin

Quin — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:32:52 +0000

Is there a web award for quality satiric blog fiction? Just curious.