A plea to Denise: Run away, run away with us!
Published by Kyso Kisaen June 29th, 2006 in Looks like someone needs an intervention, Mutterings Of The DisturbedDenise Noe, stealth progressive, closet satirist.
Despite Denise’s well-documented Grand Canyon-scale break from reality, I like her a lot. I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that her batshit insanity and inability to string together a coherent message are the tragic results of trying to balance her actual beliefs with her desire to claim to be an ultra-conservative MensNewsDaily nutcase.
I believe this because almost every column she writes features one to three reasonable statements that any one of us could agree with, cushioned in paragraphs of gibberish designed to make the statements palatable to MND types. It doesn’t work, and I think she’s capable of more. Embracing the left can rebuild her. It can make her better.
Denise, those MND commenters will never love you like I do. Come over to the light side, run away with us. Look, I see potential in you. Like here:
Is there a way to radically decrease abortions without asking the government to do it? Adoption is often suggested here and that is a good alternative but I think there is another as well.
Why yes, there is another way. We progressives have the secret, and we’ll share it with you for free, because that’s the kind of people we are. But there’s something in it for your conservative beliefs, too-even though the secret to reducing the number of abortions is free, big pharmaceutical companies get to make huge profits of the sale of the tools necessary to do so. All those of us that can afford it ask is that it be made reasonably available to those who can’t. Creeping socialism: It’s not as expensive as you think!
And I bet I could make similar promises about any other topic that keeps you blogging for the wrong team. Let’s talk.
So there was no reason to go off and do this little mental gymnastic routine:
Marriage. I am not talking just about a return to the “shotgun marriage”; rather, I think an offer of marriage from a man who is not the father but will assume all the traditional responsibilities of fatherhood would be accepted by many unmarried pregnant women…
Grooms For Life could be facilitated on a practical basis by computerized matching of pro-life single men with unmarried pregnant women interested in carrying to term. Certainly, the number of Grooms For Life would fall short of the million and a half abortions per year–but the government would be able to ensure birth quite imperfectly as well. Additionally, female pro-lifers and married men could spend their time recruiting bachelors to their cause so that the screaming demonstrators outside abortion clinics would soon be replaced by swains in bow ties, holding rings and serenading the pregnant women.
OK, you know what that idea was, Denise? That was cognitive dissonance tearing your brain apart. That was the tragic result of your stated beliefs and your secret pro-choice beliefs battling it out in your psyche. There is only one cure for that. End your internal war, Denise. Step. Towards. The. Light.
Now, I want you to notice something: most of your postings generate nary a peep from the MND commenters. You get between 0 and 4 comments most of the time, and when you get more than that, it’s because you’ve pissed them off somehow. Look at how you angered them.
felix_phl said,
“Most women are quite rational people ”
Oh, I get it. This whole piece was a comedy routine! I didn’t pick up on it until the end.
June 29, 2006 at 6:41 amdebi912 said,
Why are men always asked to step up to the plate?
Why aren’t women expected to accept responsability for what they bring upon themselves? What happened to we are women hear me roar?I don’t want bigger government, and I don’t want to pay for someone elses mistake. Every time something is proposed to help women we end up with another arm of uncle sam sticking his hand in my wallet. I have been a single mom for a long time, I manage on a wing and a prayer. But i’m the one paying for my boys. It would be a hell of alot easier if I didn’t have to pay for anyone elses.(Rant off)debi
June 29, 2006 at 7:33 ambethesda_paul said,
Grooms for Life asks a huge sacrifice and long-term obligation for a man. I bet there would be some takers if marrying a pregnant American whore came with a lifetime exemption from state and federal income tax. That would make it at least a deal men would consider.
No man, good or bad is going to take burned-out trash and her bastard offspring without big compensation.
June 29, 2006 at 2:00 pm
You don’t belong there, Denise. They don’t want you or your ideas. Come on over to the other side, and once the war raging within your subconciousness calms down, you will be able to write entire opinion pieces without once saying anything crazy, like this.
The motif of a man proposing marriage to a woman pregnant with another man’s child is a common one on soap operas that are a fairly good gauge of female fantasy. These stories represent the truth that many pregnant women don’t really want to abort, and would not, if marriage and commitment were offered to them.
You want to stop living a lie, Denise, you want to make sense. I believe you can. You just have to take that first step. Walk away from MensNewsDaily. Clear your head. Start over if you have to. denisenoe.blogspot.com has a nice ring to it. I’d visit it.
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Good lord, to visit over there and read the comments section. Lemme see, one guy says all women obtaining abortions are whores. Another commented that they obviously must be butt ugly because no man is by their side, but that’s ok because they should be able to get some loser to support their ass through personal ads.
Then there’s the ‘burnt-out trash’
THen there’s the one who says that things were better all the way around back in 1900 when the courts were fair to men and a single man couldn’t be harnessed for child support.
It goes on. If you need to know what assbags really think, lest you be lulled into some kind of progressive lala land, go over there and read that shit. It is abuse hurled at woman and an indicator of how much so many men hate women.
denise isn’t right in the head and who could blame her?
Actually I love the satire in her idea. I think its great. Hence the bloviated, angry responses.
Shorter MND readers: No, you poke it, then you own it! You have it backwards!
It is very telling what topics Denise can write about that brings the haters out. Almost alll of MND is filled with mockable, vengeful spite, but the female opinion posters offer the greatest opportunity to really see what makes misogynists (male and female) tick,
I bet there would be some takers if marrying a pregnant American whore came with a lifetime exemption from state and federal income tax. That would make it at least a deal men would consider.
Dude, if women aren’t responding to your sexual advances, playing hard to get is not the strategy you want to go with.
That poor woman. There is real poignance in her existential position, she’s caught up in a script like everyone else and the reaction she’s getting from her reference group is unspeakably sad. I hope she reads this. Well done.
“Why are men always asked tp step up tp the plate?”
Lesbian Brides for Life!
The problem with Denise’s proposition, i.e., that when a woman gets pregnant out of wedlock, and for whatever reason does not wish to marry the father, we just bring in another guy to marry her, is that for such a man, he would have to be 1)completely ignorant of the situation, 2) masochistic, 3)wanting to be dominated by a woman and the dominatrixes who advertise themselves on the Internet and in the alternative weekly papers are only available for once a week sessions, therefore wanting more one on one domination, 4)extremely rich and can insist on a prenupt that make it worth the woman’s while and still leave himself with a reasonable fortune to live on, or 5) thinking with his penis and nothing else.
Simply put, the only reasonable options for a man in this society is 1) celibacy, 2) homosexuality, or 3) vasectomy.
To marry a woman who already has a kid and take responsibility for such child is as dangerous to him as having vaginal intercourse with any woman without first having a vasectomy, whether he is married to her or not.
To marry her without having children? That is only a good idea is it is with a woman who herself is loaded, like Mohammed’s first wife or Teresa Heinz.
It is not hatred of women to simply state the truth of the situation. It is American to state anger at those who pervert the Rule of Law and deny Americans the protections of the American Constitution.
Judge Weller had it coming for he is one of the men who profit off this system, which is why it is the way it is.
Roger, you were delightful, and invaluable as a troll until that last sentence about Weller. You are a sick fuck and any future posts that say a dead man “had it coming” will be promptly deleted.
So, Dick, mixed families are equivalent to castration?
Excuse me, I meant Roger.
I’d be happy to contribute to punkassblog.com.
Best wishes,
Denise Noe
Denise, I’m not asking you to write for this blog, I’m asking you to not write for Mens News Daily. I don’t see why you write there, as no one seems to agree with a word you say and they can be quite the bastards about it.
I knew it! Now look what you done.
Actually I’m kind of entertaining the idea now, but this may be a self-destructive impulse. I know it will end in tears, but whose and how many?
Mine. And a lot.
Your lack of morbid curiosity saddens me.
It’s like, she just came in here so innocently, and blandly told you she’d be happy to be a punkass, as if that wouldn’t violate twelve laws of physics, like she hadn’t even read the post. I just can’t imagine what would happen if she realized what we actually thought of her.
Wait, why am I against this?
Now you’re seeing it. I might ask her to email me a guest post. I’m not only morbid, but right now I’m drunk and it seems like a fantastic idea.
You know, it’d be easier to email her if she’d left her email address. Oh well. Maybe she’ll come back.
right now I’m drunk
Me fucking to!!! Damn quantum. Takes the life out of you. 8^D