The Fake Atheist Speaks from the Heart

Disregarding the content of the post, he borrows his title from friggin’ Nelson. Nelson, people.*

Did Eden finally consent to banging the Raving “Atheist”? You decide.

* It’s worse than I thought. And today, I realized I’m not as big a dork as Marc.


7 Responses to “The Fake Atheist Speaks from the Heart”  

  1. 1 norbizness

    I guess that’s a blog’s equivalent of a suicide note, and a terribly-written one at that.

  2. 2 Thomas

    Well, give him credit where it’s due: he’s not settling for just any ol’ virgin, groping without direction to figure out which awful and sinful acts will feel good. Dawn at least can reference her extensive pre-conversion experience with awful and sinful acts to inform her “union open to the possibility of conception.”

  3. 3 punkass marc

    Actually, he borrowed it from Extreme, I believe. And if you click that link, you will be very, very sorry.

  4. 4 Mark

    The sad thing is I knew Nelson didn’t do that song… But the good thing is I didn’t know it was Extreme off the top of my head. ;)

  5. 5 Christopher

    Man, what a douchebag.

    I have to say that this conversion fascinates me, because his atheism is/was based primarily on the logical contradictions inherent with the Christian idea of god.

    It’s pretty clear he’s converted; in order to maintain a facade of atheism he’d have to completely rework his entire rationale.

  6. 6 Amanda Marcotte

    Honestly, his atheism was based on a need to feel like a superior weirdo. But now there’s a bunch of atheists around, and the fundies are only too happy to give him that superiority kick.

  7. 7 FOM

    You know, I wanted to see The God Who Wasn’t There and then I looked at this guy’s website. He has all the earmarks of a fundy and his views on abortion were laughable. He is an AINO.

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