I Hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
Published by McBoing June 20th, 2006 in Celebrity, Imperialism for Dummies, The God BoxHate is a strong word, so let’s not employ it here. Let’s say I strongly dislike this celebrity couple, despite all their humanitarian activities, and my interest was piqued to see this news story criticising their oh-so-laudable choice to give birth in Namibia:
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been labelled “colonial overlords” for the treatment they received in Namibia in the weeks leading up to the birth of their daughter last month.
Namibia’s National Society For Human Rights accuses the superstar couple of “using heavy-handed and brutal tactics” to get the African country’s government to aid their desire for total privacy.
A NSHR spokesman says, “To shut down a national border so she can give birth in peace is a massive abuse of power.”
You think? Jolie and Pitt closed down a national border so they could avoid paparazzi. This is, as the human rights org says, presumably one that Jolie has worked with during her multiple trips to the country, a massive abuse of power, in part because their refusal of her entry and stay could have hedged on their continuing to receive massive amounts of money from outside donors.
Incidentally, Namibia has a high infant mortality rate and the UNDP’s 2005 Human Development Report indicated that 34.9% of the population live on $1 per day and 55.8% live on $2 per day. So kind of the Jolie-Pitt family to arrange government time and money to give birth to a baby that could have had equally private care and treatment in a country that isn’t so strapped for resources.
The new parents, along with kids Maddox, 4, and Zahara, 1, have been staying at the luxury resort in Namibia since April, where their personal security team and Namibian police have shielded them from paparazzi.
Last week, the Namibian government said foreign journalists wishing to cover the birth must have written permission from Pitt and Jolie to enter the country and obtain a work permit.
And so kind of them to use their brand-new daughter as a donation-seeking, money-making device. That just screams mindful parenthood.
Now don’t get me wrong, I can appreciate that someone so goth as to wear her ex-husband’s blood in a vial around her neck can wake up and realize that the world doesn’t revolve around her personal drama and teen angst. Jolie has done a lot of work and spent a lot of time giving money and raising awareness for human rights travesties around the world. I only wish that more celebrities would follow her example. Except for abusing her power in the third world by shutting down relatively powerless countries for her convenience of giving birth.
H/T: Avast, Feminist Conspiracy!
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And to stave off any indignant commenters who are pissed that I can criticize the beautiful people, I’ll beat you to the punch:
OMIGOD I LUV HER SO MUCH <3<3<3<3<3 UR JUST JELOUS SHE IS SO HOTT WTFl33tBBQ!!!!!!1111!!ELEVEN!!
And just for extra measure, a friend of a friend wrote me when she heard I was irritated about this story with a story of her own:
If it makes you feel any better my nephew worked on the set of oceans 12 and he said brad pitt is a HUGE DICK. like everyone else on the set was having fun, hanging out and pitt ran to his trailer between shots and didn’t socialize because he was too busy fucking jolie, since that was the only time he could work it in since he was hiding the affair from his wife. he made them all complicit in it.
Interesting considering our favorite bee-stung lipped actress and her sherpa boyfriend deny an affair ever occurred. But hey, who am I to question a modern activist imperialist?
YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS. YOU WISH YOU HAD A RACK LIKE HERS SO U COULD BE IN A VIDEO GAME.
No, it’s UR JUST JEALOUS. n00b
who?
Not only is it abuse, it’s exploitation.
What fucks.
Damn, man. They sound just like George W.
Did you see her interview? She’s literally going on about how we have to be tolerant because these tribal people just recently learned to govern themselves, but where they’re trying to pull themselves together we have to support them. Just a classic case of, are you listening to yourself?
Then there’s the whole, how fucking creepy is this statement, “Next, we’ll adopt. It’s gonna be the balance of what would be the best for Mad and for Z right now. It’s, you know, another boy, another girl, which country, which race would fit best with the kids.” Which race would “fit in”? WTF?
For $5 million they can adopt me.
Zip, I didn’t see the interview but I did catch that bit about adoption in some print media. WTF? was about all I could muster.
how fucking creepy is this statement, “Next, we’ll adopt. It’s gonna be the balance of what would be the best for Mad and for Z right now. It’s, you know, another boy, another girl, which country, which race would fit best with the kids.” Which race would “fit in”? WTF?
Oh, I know! I don’t doubt her love for her kids, but she talks about them like they’re collectors items.
On this business with Namibia, I’ll echo Anne: what fucks.
I FUCKING HATE ANGELINA JOLIE SHE IS A HOME WRECKING BITCH WHO CARES ABOUT NOTHING BUT HER SELF AND BRAD PITT IS A LIEING ASSHOLE. THEY Had AN AFFAIR AND MADE A BABY AND ARE SELLING HER PICTURES FOR TONS OF MONEY YEAH GREAT PARENS THERE. I THINK THEY SHOULD BE BAND FROM TV THEY BOTH SUCK I HOPE THEY HAVE NOTHING BUT MISERY FOR THE BOTH OF THEM bURN IN HELL
Jen?
THEM bURN IN HELL
Whoa, if you’re gonna be shouting, CAPS LOCK is your friend.
Although I’d like to be band from TV as well, whatever that means.
Although I’d like to be band from TV as well, whatever that means.
Well, The Archies is one example. Probably before your time, though.
huge fab if jen aniston. i hate brad and angie jill i applaude you she’s a whore, he’s a whore they should both go to hell how could he do that to his fucking wife i hate you brangelina!!!!
damn pathetic that u hate angelina jolie…damn girl grow up dont hate angelina cos she’s the hottest actress ever!!
dont hate appreciate Biatch!
huge fab if jen aniston.
However, fairly diminutive fab if not jen aniston.
gurble garble blubber Brangelina garble garble KEYBOARD SMASH!
damn girl grow up
Yeah, McBoing. Grow up, girl, and take your giant cartoon wang with you.
For a moment I thought, “Wait, the entire Oceans 12 crew saw it? And how does this justify cheating on Jen?”
Then I realized it said “is a HUGE DICK”.
I agree with the author. Hate may be too strong a word, but there is not too much to like about Brangelina. It is arrogant to make a whole country change its policies for a couple’s needs. Perhaps Brad and Angelina are well-intentioned, but when you look at all the drama in their lives, they need to do a lot of growing up first before being able to teach others about how to conduct the world’s affairs.
They are a dirty, skanky couple. Considering “they” adopted Zahara in July of ‘05 and only started “dating” cough cough in April, I would assume a lot more was going on behind Jen’s back. He was too worried about his reputation and it backfired. Good riddance. Move to Namibia and get lost.
I hate the fucking whore Jolie and her teeny dicked manny-boy Pitt. I detest the way they use and manipulate every one and every situtation to their favorable spin…at least they think it’s favorable. Couple of dumbass whores. They have no idea what a ridiculous joke they’ve turned themselves into. Only they and a handful of their brainwashed fanatics buy into their crap. It’s easy to see that Pitt hasn’t been a happy man in months and months and the whore Jolie is too whacked out on her happy meds to know the difference. Stay tuned y’all cuz they’re about ready to implode…Brangelina is almost over and I can’t wait.
I HATE HATE BRANGELINA! THANKS GOD THERE IS SOMEONE LIKE ME AS WELL! Where ever I want to say something against them, there are always people who are so aggressive and hateful they start attacking me, even though I was saying against Brangelina, not them. There are so many fans of them and so many websites dedicated to those horrible people, and still there is not even one website for us who can’t stand those two! I hope someone will open something against those two!
I have never hated someone so much! The most disgusting pair of all time! I’m sick of them! Hope they will disappear from the face of the earth!
Can we bomb this post while we’re doing the whole YouTube Wars thing so we don’t get people like love here again?
Shh, JackGoff, love has finally found someone who understands. Only McBoing can reach her misunderstood heart. I also suppose this means you shan’t be visiting my new anti-fan site, brangelinasucks.net. Too bad, there’s lots of photos with really funny photoshopping. Very clever and highbrow, I assure you.
I’ll sign up for the shutthefuckupaboutbrangelinadeargodwhatiswrongwithyoupeople.com anti-consumer whore site. That site would rock the hizzy. But your site does sound highly interesting…[photoshops brad and angelina's heads on a horse's ass superfast]
Good Job Angelina! Angelina deserves a hot husband because she is gorgeous!! I love her so much! I love BRANGELINA! Sorry Jen fans.
I love RANDIENDHA! Sorry Min fans.
Good Job Angelina! Angelina deserves a hot husband because she is gorgeous!! I love her so much! I love BRANGELINA! Sorry Jen fans.
Is anyone keeping a list of reasons why we still need feminism? Because if so, this needs to be on it.
jackoff, kysoo what a jerks u 2r! Go and fck yourself in the ass poofters
I get the feeling that this one is going to wind up being just as fun (and long-running) as the Gwen Stefani one on Alas.
And, I have to say it–I adore the way love calls JackGoff “jackoff,” thinking that by doing so she/he is cleverly insulting Jack.
love wants to kiss Brangelina right on the mouth.
Heh. Some of my best friends call me Mr. Off. And love, isn’t poofter synonymous with ass? I’m not sure. Go ask Brangelina.
[consults the Urban Dictionary] Oh, my bad. It’s synonymous with a gay person. So love, you got things against gay people?
By the way, it’s “fuck,” not “fck.” Being eight years old doesn’t excuse you from swearing like an adult.
Tsk, tks, love. This is not the blog to be swinging about anti-gay sentiments, lovey-love of lovingness.
Anyway, I love Brangelina. I have soo many posters of them and I think about them everyday and I blow them kisses out my window in the morning because Brangelina is important to me and they are so worth all this time and effort!
No, wait, I hate Brangelina. I have exactly no posters of them and I make little dolls and name them Brangelina and stick pins in them because Brangelina is important to me and they are so worth all this time and effort!
Also, I do online searches for Brangelina that take me to non-entertainment related progressive blogs with exactly one Branglina post and I defend or denounce them as the mood strikes. But for some reason it’s the commenters that have actually read the rest of the site that are the ‘poofters.’
I heard when Brangelina farts it smells like caramel sundaes.
No, it smells like orphans. In a bleu cheese walnut sauce. With lobster. Truffles. And champagne.
THIS IS ONE HELL OF AN AWESOME SITE FIRST OF ALL. I REALLY LOVE THE LAYOUT OF
THE WHOLE THING BUT……….
PLEASE TELL ME YOU
THINK ABOUT THIS PIC OF ANGELINA ON MY DEDICATION PAGE TO HER
This couple is so full of it. When all of this went down, he started very early on with damage control; Even before the divorce was even talked about. This man is so wrong on every level. It had not been two years when he was so in love with his wife. Then, it all changed. He set back and let these horrible things being said about her, and he did not bat an eye. This is that same wonderful hero all these crazy prople keep putting on a mountain. He wanted to mke sure he was going to come out on top. The pictures of them smiling for pictuers almost sying in your face Jen. She did nothing wrong. Now payback is a bitch. Within weeks of these pictures Brad became very ill. That is called Karma. The beauty of all that the worse is yet to come. There grandiose personality truly believe that there is nothing that they can do that will turn away their fans. Just wait 1 second, here is the Gotcha, they think that they’re so blessed to have found each other. Blessings come from GOD, and he will not bless a person by sending them someone else husband. The bible says if that right arm deceives you you cut it off, and sit back and enjoy the view. God says revenge is mine. You take something away from some one, possibility that you may lose someone equally as close to them. With Angelina it may be family, and with Brad his career and his status in hollywood. I pray god have a lot more mercy on your souls. This, I mean more mercy than he had for his wife. She did this before, and all that sex and beauty did not prevent him from dropping her.
What a h8er.
Blessings come from GOD, and he will not bless a person by sending them someone else husband.
I don’t know. Teh Chupacabra has given me a multitude of blessings. He really liked that goat I killed for him the other day. I even told him to make Brangelina go away, but he told me I should take my head out of my ass and not worry about it.
God’s a Buddhist?
God says revenge is mine.
“REVENGE IS MINE!” quoth Alvis.
How does Brad keep getting off of these mountains we keep putting him on? Next time take his cell phone so he can’t call a helicopter.
Oh yes, there is someone in Holland who hates those smug, stuck up and freakishly flexible (how else could one lick ones own arsehole if not that) sorry excuses for role models. Because sadly this is what these extremely famous people are to young people, role models…. Bad news for the next generation!
Just pass it on the left hand side, and we’ll show Brangelina who’s boss!
Why do people post here? Except the regulars of course. It’s starting to remind me of the wedding dress thread at “Alas, a blog”.
I would pass them on any side as long as they disappear, like a bad trip.
I just post here for the attention.
My question is, what google search for Jolie Pitt voyerism puts this page anywhere within the first 100 results? Because I want to know where the random people are coming from-they can’t possibly go through every page google returns, right? Something tells me even finding the post demonstrates an unhealthy interest in Brad and Angelina, and it only gets creepier as time goes on.
I Blame the McBoing-iarchy.
I just simply typed “I hate Angelina Jolie” in Google…. well, there you all were.
I just simply typed “I hate Angelina Jolie” in Google
I just did this myself, as an experiment.
Some highlights from the first page:
First of all not trying to hate just because angelina jolie is not ur avergage 31 year old girl doesnt mean she is a hore
Angelina is pretty,but I really hate her she is a stank bitch,lebian who fucks
And on page 2, the jackpot:
I FUCKING HATE ANGELINA JOLIE SHE IS A HOME WRECKING BITCH WHO CARES ABOUT NOTHING BUT HER SELF AND BRAD PITT IS A LIEING ASSHOLE
So Dutchy actually does have an alibi.
But does s/he have the dutchy? That has yet to be seen.
junk science: if you put the quotation marks in, the post becomes the 4th hit. I still don’t see why you would though.
Thinking about it, I’m not convinced I could pick out Angelina Jolie from a line-up of Hollywood actresses.
The effects of the McBoing-iarchy (tm Mr. J. Goff, Esq., LLC) are truly far-reaching.
WHAT NOT TO HATE, SORRY DISLIKE. SHE CLAIMS NOT TO BE A WOMAN’S WOMAN BUT SHE LIKES TO EAT. LOL. SHE IS A LOST SOUL, POOR CHILD TRYING TO FIND HERSELF. THE MADE A DEAL (J&P) AND NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT. BUT BEFORE THE SPILT MAKE SHOULD THEY DONATE ALL THE MONEY FROM THE SELLING OF SHILOH’S SOUL. HOW MUCH WAS IT NOW????
My bad, the bible says, VENGENCE IS MINE. It also is not about hating on these two rather than just express that everyone on this earth do not think this behavior is appropriate. I don’t think anyone who write about these two people are losing any sleep about Brad and Angelina. It is just an opinion. I do believe that Angelina will eventually see that Brad put on a show to get in her pants. Now, he have what some think is the most beautiful woman. He wanted that woman and did not care what he had to do to get her. Now, once he had that baby, Brad has the prize, he inpregnated this beautiful woman. He made her believe that he was all for all her causes. Brad, has no intention on continuing to go in those third world countries. He have her now, and he love the hollywood lifestyle. When Jen was the talk of the town, everyone was talking about her, he had to get the one on the top. No difference with Angelina, and I hope she don’t fall for all the hype about her being so beautiful that he won’t leave her. BillyBob, surely dropped her like a bad habit. This was only months after sex in a car, and making a fool of herself on the red carpet. Not to mention, that remember she was suicidal during the time she won her Oscar. If it is a lie, Angelina told it. She thought Billy wasn’t going to leave his woman. and this nut checked into a mental hospital. He married her when she left the hospital. He left her 2 years later, and this is a man that is afraid of objects that is orange. He left her for someone younger and prettier.
Is there a way to stop letting people comment here? If so, implement IMMEDIATELY.
Naw, man, this is awesome. It’s going to go on for years.
trying to stock the thread fires…
Hey! Did you see Angelina met with Bill Clinton the other day? And she was wearing a burqua? And they kept talking about rape fantasies? Weird huh?
we’ll see if that works…
Billy Bob Thorton fears objects that are orange? I had no idea. What an incredibly uninteresting factoid.
I thought he only ate things that were orange. Or maybe he only eats black things.
DONALD TRUMP, TONIGHT ON LARRY KING LIVE, TOTALLY SLAMMED ANGELINA JOLIE. I WAS WATCHING TO HEAR ABOUT HIS BOOK. ALMOST, LIKE 15 MINUTES INTO THE SHOW, HE SAYS, AND I AM PARAPHRASING, SHE HAS A WONDERFUL FATHER, I THINK SHE TREAT HER FATHER LIKE A DOG. HE ALSO STATED, I DON’T THINK THAT SHE IS ALL THAT ATTRACTIVE. THEN HE WENT ON TO SAY TO LARRY, YOU CAN TELL THAT I DON’T LIKE HER. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SO FUNNY. HE ALSO SAID THE COMMENT BRAD MADE ABOUT WHEN THEY WILL MARRY, HE SAID HE IS SAYING THIS AS IF HE IS REALLY DOING SOMETHING. IT WAS SO FUNNY.
Um, none of us actually care about any of that. You know that, right?
Still want to keep this thread open, junk. 8^D
Uh, yeah, that’s supposed to be a question. Damn.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS SO FUNNY.
AND LIKE, OMG, THAT’S SO COOL, WHY DON’T YOU, LIKE, GO START YOUR OWN BLOG ABOUT IT??? YOU LIKE HAVE THE BEST SENSE OF COMEDY!! I’M LIKE, ALREADY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!! LOL!!!!111!!eleven!!!!
Woah, woah, woah…hold on here. Donald Trump and Larry King are both still alive and relevent to anything at all? Damn if this thread isn’t a wonderful fountain of facsinating trivia.
Why do I love this thread so much?
This thread is as beautiful as Brangelina itself.
But it doesn’t smell as good.
I BET WE CAN GIVE THIS THREAD THE HIGHEST RATIO OF CAPITALIZED TO LOWER-CASE LETTERS ON ALL OF PUNKASSBLOG!
WHO’S WITH ME?
THAT IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA KYSO. IT IS SO GREAT THAT BRANGELINA WOULD LOVE IT AND MAKE A BABY WITH IT. I LOVEHATE THEM SO MUCH.
UR aLL A BUCH oF FCKIN H8ERS SHUT UP BIATCHEZ
Wow, that took a long time.
You guys are so wierd. Especially jackoff who’s clearly running out of an inteligent way to defend angelina.
Personally I don’t think she’s as pretty as people say. She’s got really nice eyes and she’s deffinetly got talent, even i’ll admit that. But that’s where the atractiveness stops. I don’t get what the big deal about her lips is, I’d have lips like that too if i were on the losing end of a fight.
But the point, you ange-lover need to stop using the ‘you’re jelous because she’s pretty’ defence. it’s getting old and it’s inacurate. Who’d want to have a manly jaw and a head that far too big for thier body?
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There’s an intelligent way to defend Angelina? Funny, because I thought all the people who really cared about this were, you know, not intelligent.
Jack, I want to condemn you for it, but I’m somehow impressed that you’re using mu in leetspeak.
ASCII, Andrew, my boy, and ye shall receive.
*groan*
These two are the worst media whores ever. I hate the lieing disgusting faggots who built their so-called “family” over the tears and pain of Jennifer who didn’t do anything to harm them. It’s disgusing how these stupid fans demonize Jen when it was Brad ArmPitt who stabbed her in the back and let that skank Jolie carry his bastard child when they were still married and that’s called cheating. Everthing is gonna backfire on them.
I hate the lieing disgusting faggots
Wrong blog, homophobe.
When Angelina played in Girl interrupted I thought she was a great actress. When she played in Lara Croft…I thought quite a bit less of her. What a sell out that was…
There are real people behind the character they play. Just because you like the looks or the part they happen to play…that does not mean that they are nice people in real life.
Brad Pitt…there are no words for that disappointment. Glad I found out when he started getting less yummie though…
ArmPitt
Clever!
ASCII, Andrew, my boy, and ye shall receive.
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OK OK! Puns suck SOOO much. I was trying to show how much I wanted to distance myself from leetspeak. Fuck, you think you know people…
8^D
Jack, you shouldn’t have gone for the mu character - you are officially forever tainted with the reputation of the l33t3st person on the blog.
r0xx0r.
Hey, when you need to type shit up in Word about friction, and you don’t wanna deal with the Symbol… feature, ASCII is your friend.
Can somebody paste in the picture of Angelina in India sitting in the backseat reading a book about alievating poverty while her driver runs down a poor kid on a motorbike in order to prevent photographers from taking her picture? Spreading the love.
I will, as soon as I get to be on speaking terms with a few paparazzi.
I was watching the Angelina Jolie THS on E! last night and I learnd some interesting things about her.
Like that she dropped out of school at 16. (she can’t be very intelegent.)
When she married her first husban, she was ‘head-over-heels’ in love with another woman. (she clearly does things without much thought)
Billy Bob was engaged when she started dating him (another relationship she messed up)
and her dad was obviosly a good guy because she said that she loved him when she won her first award. (so all that bull about him being a bad father is just BS)
——-
All of these things make me wonder just how long her relationship with Brad will last. Obviously not long as this relationship is only held together by the child they have together. It’s alot like her other relationships where she meets the guy on some movie set and imidiatly screws around with him.
Anyone who thinks that she changed her life is delusional. The only thing that’s changed is that she now she’s putting her effort into charity rather than looking like a regected extra from the adams family. Her outlook on relationships is clearly the same as it always was and I feel sorry for anyone who believes for ONE second that this BRANGELINA crap is going to last.
Round five!
I AM SORRY BUT YOUR ALL MISSING TEH POINT TEH POINT
IS THAT JENIFFER ANISTIN IS ACTUALYL A CULT MEMBOR AND
EATS HUMAN FLESH THAT S RITE EVERYONE SHE IS
A MORMAN LIKE TOM CRUZ AND YOU SHOULD ALL GET OFF
YOU’RE HIGH HORSES ABOUT BRANGLEINA CAUSE
“RACHEL FROM FREINDS” EATS HUMAN FLESH. AND IS CULT.
(she can’t be very intelegent.)
BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMG, have we reached the point where previously unknown commenters come in and parody previous comments? Or are you just that crazy?
Either way I am most pleased.
It’s Chris Clarke, I believe.
Excellent
UR JUST JELOUS I LUV BRANGELIA I WANT TO KISS HER WET LIPS AND STICK HER TO SOMTHIN HE IS HOT <3<3<3<3<3
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JacKGoff -
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU HAVE LEFT THE 100th COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!
Does Jack get a prize?…
I’m trying to think of one.
I’d like to thank love, Dutchy, Kathy Cognac, sherilyn, renee and Rocket for completely missing the point of this blog. I couldn’t have done it without you… because WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD ANYONE POST ON THIS THREAD FOUR FUCKING MONTHS AFTER IT WAS POSTED?!?!?!
Heh. So…do I win anything?
Yes, you have won the “Practice what you preach” prize …you win…and yet you are still a loser… a rare and infantile combination.
Furthermore I would like to give you full credit for winning this prize, however much I appreciate the thanks. For really, you know you wouldn’t have won if you hadn’t reacted to all those who apparently did not get the point. No no…don’t thank me, thank yourself.
So I am insanely addicted to worrying about Brangelina when I tell people to not be insanely addicted to worrying about Brangelina. Damn. I guess I’m a card-carrying member of the McBoing-iarchy.
It’s OK, Jack. The McBoingiarchy is pervavsive.
Dutchy is so much more interesting than Brangelina. And their farts smell better too, I bet.
I hate this couple. They are both disgusting. After reading some of Brad’s past interviews, I have to wonder if he is not a psychopath. He lacks a sense of sympathy or ability to deeply care about others. Same as that whore Jolie. People of the same usually attract. And what’s up with her deformed looking body? She looks hunched over, and those vains are HUGE. I can’t wait until she starts to age and see those tatoo’s and cracked lips start to sag. It’s nice to see most people aren’t falling for their lies but see what these two really did.
If I were as beautiful as Angelina Jolie, I’d have a big vains problem as well. I already look in the mirror way too much as it is,
Yes, I am liking sexytime very much with Mrs. Bradpitt. As we are saying in Khazakstan, you know what they say about womens with large vains.
They could do with some thigh cream?
Hello nice site great design I think you’ll like my Brangelina site if you want to add a linktexasholdem
Borat’s didn’t have a link though. Do you think it’s some kind of undercover marketing for the new film?
None of these useless spammers are giving us any links. They should be fired.
Brad pitt is fake humanitarian work always,but i love angelina jolie is wonderful .
Game back on!
i love angelina jolie is wonderful .
I don’t know. I thought it could use a better director, and the actress who plays Angelina is horribly miscast.
It’s like Mcboing made a blogpost entirely out of cockroaches.
Eons after a nuclear or ecological holocaust has wiped out all sentient life on this planet, something will survive and evolve until it too can comment about how brangelina is “teh bestesterest/worstester evr!!!!!1eleven1!!!”, while their spare manipulatory pseudopods will scoop up another tendrilfull of cheeto-analogs and shoves it into their crumb covered digestive orifices.
I think that Angelina Jolie is a real role model, and I for one am thrilled that my children look up to her as a woman figure.
Brangelina, indeed, makes us all empowerful.
For those who truely cares for me, I am very grateful.
For those who dislike me and Brad. Sorry that you felt that way about us. We are a human beings, not god. We make mistakes, god knows that.
Too much hatred will developed into a cardiovascular disease and your life will be short lived. We all must forgive, forget and move on with our lives. Remember god is one. To save your soul, you have to forgive those that wrong you and the world. God favors forgiveness. If Jen, truely believed in god, she should not file for divorce in the first place. Let Brad, Angelina and Jen live their lives as they see fit.
Good luck all,
Angie.
McBoing, wake up! Christmas has come and Angelina Jolie herself has sent her most religious and least literate assistant to come and grace your post in her name!
Remember god is one.
We should all bow down to the Remember god[dess]. Mnemosyne did birth the Muses, after all.
Angie - “We are a human beings, not god. We make mistakes, god knows that.”
So, is GWB posting on PAB these days?…
Too much hatred will developed into a cardiovascular disease and your life will be short lived.
Love it. It even spelled “cardiovascular” right.
So, is GWB posting on PAB these days?…
All the celebrities hang at PAB. You know as well as anyone it’s where all the cool people congregate.
It rubs the lotion on its body.
okay, here is the truth. For those who loves Jen and hates Angelina.
Think for a minute and then ask yourself why do I hate Angelina? And why on earth do I love or like Jen? Why why why? Jen, has a fake plastic nose, she spent most of her time, coloring her hair and fixing her nose to compete with Angelina. While Angelina is a natural beauty. Nothing on her body’s plastic quoted on Ask.men.com site. Angelina also sacrifices her own life to adopt poor children from around the world. And it is so wrong for a man that his wife decided to divorced him after he said he does not want a divorce, finally be happy with a real attractive woman like Angelina? I think not!!!Yes, it is Jen that wanted a divorced first. She is an ugly person inside and out. She was so insecure about herself and accused her husband of being unfaithful. So she decided to sleep with Vince Vaughn and accused Brad of cheating of her. Now Brad has found a new life and he is happy. It is time for plastic Jen to move on and leave Brad and Angelina alone. So they both can spend the rest of their lives helping children around the world. People need to give more instead of focusing on their looks like Jen. She will find a real man who loves her once she has decided to accept herself and bring forth that inner self esteem. I respect everyone’s opinion. Feel free to let me know what you truely think of Jen and Angelina?
Angie
May I add, it is not wrong for Brad to love Angelina.
When Jen is still sleeping with Vince, her new man.
Truly? I disapprove of Angelina’s behaviour in Namibia and would disapprove of anyone else who did a similar thing.
I don’t know or have
muchany interest in the sordid details of who was cheating on whom. But I would agree that the culture of cosmetic surgery is a bad thing.“Angelina also sacrifices her own life to adopt poor children from around the world.”
She “sacrifices her own life”?…
And it is so wrong for a man that his wife decided to divorced him after he said he does not want a divorce, finally be happy with a real attractive woman like Angelina?
Don’t really care, but what is truly wrong is your proofreading technique.
Thank you Mr. Perfect.
Well, I shouldn’t have made fun of your typing skills, but seriously. This is NOT a blog about the sex lives of celebrities. You have posted at the wrong blog.
Jack, I really want to know more about this:
“Jen, has a fake plastic nose, she spent most of her time, coloring her hair and fixing her nose to compete with Angelina. While Angelina is a natural beauty. Nothing on her body’s plastic quoted on Ask.men.com site.”
This could be a useful starting point for a discussion of patriarchal body obsessions and women’s internalization of those “standards” (or something like that…).
But we do have to get that moved over to the “Douchbag” thread so we can break 400 for Kyso…
Aren’t Angelina’s lips stuffed with collagen?
Anyway, I too see an important narrative in Angie’s defense of Angelina. Beautiful Angelina, blessed with perfectly natural beauty and therefore as deserving of the prize of Brad’s cock as if she’d actually done something. Meanwhile, poor Jen, forced to compete , invites contempt for her very attempt to play by the rules which were not of her choosing.
Or Brad was bored and Angelina was so very there. Or it was a giant publicity stunt for all three. Maybe Angelina will fall in love with Jen and leave Brad; now that would be pretty cool.
And what about TomKat. He really looks like he’s had work done, not sure about Kat…
Maybe a 3-way with Katie, Jen, and Angelina?…
Call me out of touch (I am), but what’s TomKat?
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes…
Call me out of touch (I am), but what’s TomKat?
You’ve avoided knowing that? How? What is your secret? Tell me how!
I think it’s down to
-No TV
-No magazines
-Dreadful memory for names (I forgot Katie’s)
-Living in the UK, where TomKat gossip has to compete with Jade Goody, Pete Docherty, the Beckhams, Jordan and Peter Andre (Big Brother contestant, drug-addicted rocker, soccer player & family & mistress, glamour model and 90s pop star husband respectively)
I realise your question probably wasn’t serious, and now I’m worried I’m dragging the thread off-topic.
Hmm, I have all of those things execpt for the living in the UK. I’ll get to work on that as soon as possible.
You wouldn’t want to miss out on Peter and Jordan, I assure you.
I saw Jordan on Go Fug Yourself and I still don’t know what she is famous for.
She was a page 3 girl. She might still be.
Brangelina make me sick! Ugh The fake humanitarian work and adopting all these kids just for publicity and 2 advance their careers. Brad and Angie will probably break up within 2 years he will never adopt those other 2 kids he didn’t father and the kids will making weekly trips to therapist to deal with the issues that come from a mom who doesn’t have enough time to spend with them due to a busy movie career and a “father” in name only who abandoned them after the relationship with Angie was over. You KNOW those kids are headed for rehab in 10 years!
McBoing, I know I don’t say this enough, but I love you.
Why can’t we have an “I hate TomKat” thread?…
This one’s almost old enough to vote…
It’s just about old enough to know how to clean up the backseat of the car after it’s done with it.
If they were both clear, maybe L. Ron Hubbard will choose to be born again.
Lance, Brad adopted Angelina’s kids back in December of 2005.
That’s right, a Real Man(tm) wouldn’t shoplift the pootie from a single mom.
I am so happy to find people who dislike BP & AJ as much as me. It’s not that I “hate” them. I’m disgusted by them. And by parading them around, now, as the hottest media couple is just WRONG. What they did was wrong. It was NOT ok. But it’s portrayed as if it IS ok to cheat and wreck marriages and then go on as the happy couple & family everyone loves. She’s a total skank and he’s a cheating scumbag. And yes, he will move on when he’s done with her - or she will move on when she’s done with him. I’m sorry for Jen that Brad fooled her to begin with. Makes him even more of a scumbag. I really used to love him. Had him pinned up on my wall (that was even ok with my hubby.) Now today I read a current news article… AJ is telling her story of how she and BP fell in love. Oh PLEASE!! Tell me again .. you marriage-wrecker-skank.
McBoing should start a cult.
This is an AWESOME blog. I’m so glad to have found people who don’t let beauty and fame cloud their judgement about right and wrong. Brad Pitt said it himself: “i have a hard time with morals.” Yeah, we see that. All the face and money in the world can’t change the fact that Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and probably half of Hollywood has no sense of moral integrity.
This is a non sequitur.
Kat’s comment came in the midst of a bunch of spam that wormed its way into moderation. I almost deleted it because a lot of spam begins “this is a great blog” or “what a helpful website.”
They came together out of lust, remain together because it is a good business arrangement, have two adopted trophies to counteract the bad karma. But I predict that Zahara will begin running away at age fourteen or so, then will flee completely by the age of 17, and will follow her mother’s example of shutting her out of her life.
i love this thread
it’s on my favorites
Goodwill and good intentions start at home. Do what you want globally, but if you can’t see you’re hurting someone who’s basically right in front of you, then all of your “goodwill” is meaningless tripe.
And get Maddox a decent haircut? OK?
I’m getting very tempted to compare Brad Pitt to a certain infamous Austrian.
no you are wrong it’s aniston who has shut her mother out of her life she hates her mother her mother hates her, called her ugly iven her own mother knows she is ugly how sad for that bitch she shouldnt have kids
Paging Dr. Freud: You’re needed at the Brangelina Thread. Elektra Complex Emergency. REPEAT: Elektra Complex Emergency. Celebrities are involved.
I hate anelina, she’s just ugly and she got a prostitute face, her kids are ugly !!!!!!!!!!
Lynn your mother is ugly and a prostitute.
Well, since no one else is around to deal with it, one thing:
“Prostitute” isn’t a goddamn insult. I realize neither of you are worth much, but seriously, learn about what the fuck you’re talking about. Stains.
“I hate Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.”
Morally this would appear to be inconsistent. To hate someone for their allegedly reprehensible character is in itself reprehensible as hate of an individual is itself morally wanting.
If individual A hates individual B for their lack of morals then individual A also shows a lack of morals and so individual C might hate individual A for the same reason as individual A hates individual B. So by deduction everybody who isn’t individual A is justified in feeling the same way about individual A as individual A feels about individual B.
I love things that go on and on - and I hope I spelled reprehensible correctly. And BTW I like 4ng3l1n3 j0l13′$ lips.
3 is not a letter. Nor is 4. In fact, I would go so far as to assert that none of the natural numbers are.
You’re also making the assumption that hatred is immoral, and that it’s equal in immorality to actual deeds