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Hey punkasses!

It’s Friday night, and you’re probably thinking to yourself, “I’m too happy. I sure wish there were more bile-spewing assholes out there that would send me into massive rage fits. I’m beginning to think this world of ours is all right, and, to be honest, I don’t like it one bit.”

If that sounds like you, friend, then come on down punkass way, because I’m prepared to make you hate mankind all over again, thanks to the most offensive album ever recorded. And before you ask, no, Michael McDonald had nothing to do with it (though I suppose I don’t know that for certain).

You’ve been warned.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you “Violence Against Feminist Cunts,” by the Meatshits:

According to the only review of their album I could find, V.A.F.C. proudly bills itself as the most un-PC album ever made, and with track titles like “Vaginal Torment,” “Sodomy Enigma,” and “Asian Cum-Shot” to go with “Chop Her Up Like Meat,” they may have a point. About the only more offensive title I could come up with was “I Ripped Off Your Twat Lip Because I Needed to Blow My Nose on Something (Club Mix).”

[Kudos for the song title "Sodomy Enigma," though, which I have to believe stems from the infuriating curiosity that comes with a charge of sodomy -- which hole was it? Inquiring Meatshits want to know.]

Naturally, these gore metal jagoffs have a myspace profile, and 3092 friends to boot. A depressing number of them are women. Real ones, too.

I have no doubt the hotdog-loving Meatshits get their fleshy jollies off being as shocking as possible, and I give them credit for following the Stuart Smalley plan to be the “best me I can possible be.” If you’re a sleazebag rapist dingleberry who plays speed metal in the hopes that it will make your cock fatter, own that.

Just don’t be too pissed when a band called the ShitShits comes along and steals your audience by actually raping a dead goat on stage. It can be tough to keep up with the Joneses.