Time to round up the ol’ illegals who are destroying our country by baking focaccia bread in Austin:

Texas French Bread owner Frederick Murph Willcott said he was shocked when 10-to 12 armed state and federal agents burst into his West Campus bakery and raided his business for illegal immigrants 7 a.m. Thursday.

“I had no idea what was going on,” Willcott said. “The procedure was poorly executed; it was deliberately intimidating and traumatic.”

It appears they took out some frustrations on a business owner who actually would’ve been willing to play along:

“There’s no reason why we wouldn’t have been an ally to agencies trying to enforce the law,” Willcott said. “We were told that our business was not a target, but the attitude was that we were doing something wrong,” he added.

Nice job, feds. Way to go after the people working hard at 7am to help locally-owned (i.e. American owned) businesses thrive. They are definitely the ones ruining the fabric of our nation. Next, I hope you will see to it that anyone helping the disabled cross the street has her papers in order.


2 Responses to “Feds bring down immigrant breadmaking bastards”  

  1. 1 Kyso Kisaen

    Focaccia? Since when is ordinary old white bread not good enough for you? Damn Mexican immigrants and their Italian breads.

  2. 2 Amanda Marcotte

    There’s a Texas French Bread in West Campus?

    I live near one but like never go in. I will try to do so more often.

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