when the status quo frustrates.

Things I Need to Do This Weekend

1. Get full night of sleep.
2. Take a crap.
3. Bathe.
4. Stop throwing up.

2 Responses to “Things I Need to Do This Weekend”

  1. Kyso Kisaen says:

    I would totally move #4 to #2, possibly even #1, lest your efforts be wasted.

    Feel better.

  2. lunartalks says:

    Glad someone else questioned the order. it reminds me of the old joke:

    “Doctor, my bowels move at 11 o clock sharp every morning.”
    “Well, what’s wrong with that?”
    “I do the night shift and I don’t wake up until 3 in the afternoon.”

    You had to be there.

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