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Best poem I’ve read in months (initially because of this) is The Love Song of J. Edgar Goldstein:
Let us go then, you and I,
Where my leer is sprawled out upon the thigh
Of the lefty chick that waits upon my table;
Let me binge, in certain half-deserted streets,
With friends with pointed sheets
Through restless nights in Internet tirades
And […]

Colonel Jeffrey Snow insists the media is like an insurgent obsessed with the 18-35 demographic:
“Our soldiers may be in the crosshairs every day, but it is the American voter who is a real target, and it is the media that carries the message back each day across the airwaves,” he said.
“So when the news is […]

Denise’s Grooms for Life proposal is still bringing the wrath of the MWD reader upon her.
Commenter ninderthana, however, has no time for debate. He’s drawn a line in the sand and dares us to cross it.
…If you want to have a lower number of abortion then either give back 50 % […]

About an hour ago, Carey Roberts, the mean old man that lived down the block when you were a kid who used to leave the lights off on Halloween and would conveniently place his garbage cans in the sidewalk so those “ruffians on big wheels” wouldn’t tear through the neighborhood like Hell’s Angels on Fun […]

1) Sebastian Tellier - Ketchup vs. Genocide; I could do without the synth, but my girlfriend likes it so whatever.
2) Thirstin Howl III - The Alaskan Fisherman; This is one geographic area I never thought would make it onto a rap album — drive-bys on a snowmobile? Coke-dealing snowmen? It’s a […]

Musing upon the mighty wisdom of Lindsay Beyerstein and Le Marcotte, I think I have figured out the problem everyone’s having.
Well there’s really two problems, the first is Pardigm based, i.e. how people are thinking about operant conditioning, I characterized Operant Conditioning as a form of apssive agressive manipulation, and while I was not wrong, […]

Contrary to what you’ve been told, it isn’t easy for a nice guy to get the right girl.
If you were writing a romantic comedy, I’d be the leading man, a real catch played by a big star like Matthew Perry or Billy Crystal. Check the stats:
*I’m smart, and I’ve got the MIS degree to […]

Denise Noe, stealth progressive, closet satirist.
Despite Denise’s well-documented Grand Canyon-scale break from reality, I like her a lot. I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that her batshit insanity and inability to string together a coherent message are the tragic results of trying to balance her actual beliefs with […]

I win.