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Apparently, some Dutch citizens aren’t happy with their unreasonably puritanical society. Yes, they can to come to America and enjoy our liberal drug laws and easy access to the sex trade, but there’s nothing like making your home your own. Fortunately, one group is finally standing up for sexual freedom in the Netherlands:

Dutch pedophiles are launching a political party to push for a cut in the legal age for sexual relations to 12 from 16 and the legalization of child pornography and sex with animals, sparking widespread outrage.

Let the outrage from the wackos pour forth — you can’t stop a good idea.

The only problem is that they’re not going far enough. 12 is so… overripe. Can’t they do away with the criminalization of something as pure as child rape?

The party said it wanted to cut the legal age for sexual relations to 12 and eventually scrap the limit altogether.

“A ban just makes children curious,” Ad van den Berg, one of the party’s founders, told the Algemeen Dagblad (AD) newspaper.

Right on. They do want the whole ban done away with, and they finally say what we’ve all been thinking: laws against sex with minors only hurt the children. I mean, it has nothing to do with preventing adults from abusing those too young to protect themselves physically or emotionally. The only fallout from fascist legislation like this is that kids get even more curious about what’s hiding in Uncle Hoefter’s shortpants.

But these guys don’t just want to help kids, they have a mature, robust platform to fix what ails the Netherlands:

The party wants private possession of child pornography to be allowed although it supports the ban on the trade of such materials. It also supports allowing pornography to be broadcast on daytime television, with only violent pornography limited to the late evening.

Toddlers should be given sex education and youths aged 16 and up should be allowed to appear in pornographic films and prostitute themselves. Sex with animals should be allowed although abuse of animals should remain illegal, the NVD said.

The party also said everybody should be allowed to go naked in public and promotes legalizing all soft and hard drugs and free train travel for all.

Even if you don’t care about helping the children, you’d be a fool not to vote for the free train travel.