Comments on: puppy v. gator v. man http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/30/gator/ Sat, 22 Nov 2008 16:55:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: elfinity http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/30/gator/#comment-1061 elfinity Wed, 31 May 2006 18:03:35 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/30/gator/#comment-1061 but... but... HOW THE HELL DID THE DUDE GET HIS PUPPY OUT? WTF... First they go into suuuuuch detaaaail over where exactly the dude and the puppy were, right down to like, the street corner, and then it's like, "And they all lived happily ever after". And this was written by an actual degree-bearing journalist? but… but…

HOW THE HELL DID THE DUDE GET HIS PUPPY OUT?

WTF… First they go into suuuuuch detaaaail over where exactly the dude and the puppy were, right down to like, the street corner, and then it’s like, “And they all lived happily ever after”.

And this was written by an actual degree-bearing journalist?

]]> By: Sigmund http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/30/gator/#comment-1059 Sigmund Wed, 31 May 2006 16:06:01 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/30/gator/#comment-1059 Puppies are like Jalapeno Poppers to gators. Or Cheese Sticks. Puppies are like Jalapeno Poppers to gators. Or Cheese Sticks.

]]> By: R. Mildred http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/30/gator/#comment-1052 R. Mildred Wed, 31 May 2006 09:03:15 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/30/gator/#comment-1052 No no, phone PETA, they can kill any random animal with little or no notice required, just remember to tell them that the gator is a pet and the puppy is a stray, and they'll kill the correct animal. Coating your puppy in a form of alligator specific poison would also be good. The only other thing I can think of is if you throw an impromptu birthday dinner for it, thus forcing it to spit out the puppy so that it can deprecate and act surprised while eating cake. Then grab the puppy and run, alligators, while good sprinters, are terrible over long distances, especially after cake. Ever hear of a marathon runner being eaten by an alligator? I rest my case. No no, phone PETA, they can kill any random animal with little or no notice required, just remember to tell them that the gator is a pet and the puppy is a stray, and they’ll kill the correct animal.

Coating your puppy in a form of alligator specific poison would also be good.

The only other thing I can think of is if you throw an impromptu birthday dinner for it, thus forcing it to spit out the puppy so that it can deprecate and act surprised while eating cake.

Then grab the puppy and run, alligators, while good sprinters, are terrible over long distances, especially after cake.

Ever hear of a marathon runner being eaten by an alligator? I rest my case.

]]> By: Charlie http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/30/gator/#comment-1050 Charlie Wed, 31 May 2006 04:57:47 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/30/gator/#comment-1050 Readers Digest is for conservatives?! And here I thought it was only for people who were afraid of big words. Readers Digest is for conservatives?!

And here I thought it was only for people who were afraid of big words.

]]> By: Kyso Kisaen http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/30/gator/#comment-1046 Kyso Kisaen Wed, 31 May 2006 02:07:06 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/30/gator/#comment-1046 Oh, and if I remember my Reader's Digest correctly (OK, so I was a conservative 10-year-old. It made sense at the time) once the gator is flipping your or your pet around, you're almost completely fucked. Oh, and if I remember my Reader’s Digest correctly (OK, so I was a conservative 10-year-old. It made sense at the time) once the gator is flipping your or your pet around, you’re almost completely fucked.

]]> By: Kyso Kisaen http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/30/gator/#comment-1045 Kyso Kisaen Wed, 31 May 2006 02:05:49 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/30/gator/#comment-1045 That's sharks, I think. Alligators and crocodiles are jabs to the nostrils, if I recall correctly. But I live in Ohio, which is shark and gator free. Ask me about deer. That’s sharks, I think. Alligators and crocodiles are jabs to the nostrils, if I recall correctly. But I live in Ohio, which is shark and gator free. Ask me about deer.

]]> By: Amanda Marcotte http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/30/gator/#comment-1044 Amanda Marcotte Wed, 31 May 2006 01:44:39 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/30/gator/#comment-1044 I think you punch it in the nose. Or maybe that's sharks. I think you punch it in the nose.

Or maybe that’s sharks.

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