Comments on: Red Bull for the ladies! http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/ Sun, 20 Nov 2011 04:59:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.3 By: Kyso Kisaen http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2967 Kyso Kisaen Wed, 05 Jul 2006 23:15:57 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/#comment-2967 Great-all we need is someone pimping Jaegermiester and we've got ourselves a Jeagerbomb party! Great-all we need is someone pimping Jaegermiester and we’ve got ourselves a Jeagerbomb party!

]]> By: JackGoff http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2966 JackGoff Wed, 05 Jul 2006 23:02:43 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/#comment-2966 Well, I'm actually getting paid to shill Red Bull, so Sparkina is my competition. ;) Well, I’m actually getting paid to shill Red Bull, so Sparkina is my competition. ;)

]]> By: Kyso Kisaen http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2964 Kyso Kisaen Wed, 05 Jul 2006 21:45:40 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/#comment-2964 It is a little interesting that the only three posts ever in PAB history have gotten that kind of fly-by posting. Two (this one and the KFC Famous Bowl one) were people who felt the need to heroically come to the aid of a mocked corporate product, and the rest were people passionate about Brangelina. Clearly we'll have to do more posting on products and celebrities to see if we can find some sort of pattern. It is a little interesting that the only three posts ever in PAB history have gotten that kind of fly-by posting. Two (this one and the KFC Famous Bowl one) were people who felt the need to heroically come to the aid of a mocked corporate product, and the rest were people passionate about Brangelina. Clearly we’ll have to do more posting on products and celebrities to see if we can find some sort of pattern.

]]> By: Kyso Kisaen http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2963 Kyso Kisaen Wed, 05 Jul 2006 21:30:41 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/#comment-2963 JackGoff, don't be so suspicious. Don't you usually describe things you enjoy using marketing buzzwords like "high powered" and "blast my brain!"? Or think to mention both the caffeine AND the amino acids (WTF?) that everyone knows are in energy drinks? Anyway, Tab(R)Low-Cal Energy drink is an energy-boost that fits my lifestyle! Its supercharged amino acids give me that extra sparkle I need to get through a hectic day of being a hip working girl. Why, I couldn't make it through a whole day without my Tab(R)! Whoever's paying Sparklina can send my check to Punkass Blog, Austin, TX, within 30 days. JackGoff, don’t be so suspicious. Don’t you usually describe things you enjoy using marketing buzzwords like “high powered” and “blast my brain!”? Or think to mention both the caffeine AND the amino acids (WTF?) that everyone knows are in energy drinks?

Anyway, Tab(R)Low-Cal Energy drink is an energy-boost that fits my lifestyle! Its supercharged amino acids give me that extra sparkle I need to get through a hectic day of being a hip working girl. Why, I couldn’t make it through a whole day without my Tab(R)!

Whoever’s paying Sparklina can send my check to Punkass Blog, Austin, TX, within 30 days.

]]> By: JackGoff http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2942 JackGoff Wed, 05 Jul 2006 14:05:45 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/#comment-2942 Sparkina, are you one of those bloggers secretly <a href="http://roxanne.typepad.com/rantrave/2006/06/bloggers_gettin.html" rel="nofollow">hocking products on comment boards?</a> Sparkina, are you one of those bloggers secretly hocking products on comment boards?

]]> By: Sparkina http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/comment-page-1/#comment-2933 Sparkina Wed, 05 Jul 2006 03:03:33 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/#comment-2933 Tab's energy beverage is awesome tasting AND high-powered! Yes, it does taste like Jolly Ranchers, and the caffeine and amino acids just blast my brain! Great stuff! Tab’s energy beverage is awesome tasting AND high-powered! Yes, it does taste like Jolly Ranchers, and the caffeine and amino acids just blast my brain! Great stuff!

]]> By: punkass marc http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/comment-page-1/#comment-777 punkass marc Tue, 23 May 2006 13:49:07 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/#comment-777 Jeff, without help from your style card, I can't be entirely sure what kind of girl you are. Do you happen to have one handy? Jeff, without help from your style card, I can’t be entirely sure what kind of girl you are. Do you happen to have one handy?

]]> By: Andrew http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/comment-page-1/#comment-772 Andrew Tue, 23 May 2006 09:15:41 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/#comment-772 What's a low calorie energy drink? What's a calorie if it's not a unit of energy? What’s a low calorie energy drink? What’s a calorie if it’s not a unit of energy?

]]> By: Jeff Fecke http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/comment-page-1/#comment-771 Jeff Fecke Tue, 23 May 2006 08:56:04 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/#comment-771 Since I'm semi-addicted to Tab Energy (which is the only one of those mini-can drinks that doesn't taste like evil [it instead tastes like watermellon jolly ranchers]), does that mean I'm now a slutty girl? Because I'm okay with that. I just need to know, because I'm going to need a new wardrobe. Oh, and quick Tab side-note: when Coca-Cola was trying to come up with a name for their as-yet-unformulated diet cola, they had a computer kick out three-letter combinations, since they thought those sounded "hip" and "now." They picked Tab, presumably since Tat and Bab sounded silly. Since I’m semi-addicted to Tab Energy (which is the only one of those mini-can drinks that doesn’t taste like evil [it instead tastes like watermellon jolly ranchers]), does that mean I’m now a slutty girl?

Because I’m okay with that. I just need to know, because I’m going to need a new wardrobe.

Oh, and quick Tab side-note: when Coca-Cola was trying to come up with a name for their as-yet-unformulated diet cola, they had a computer kick out three-letter combinations, since they thought those sounded “hip” and “now.” They picked Tab, presumably since Tat and Bab sounded silly.

]]> By: the amazing kim http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/comment-page-1/#comment-770 the amazing kim Tue, 23 May 2006 06:56:26 +0000 http://punkassblog.com/2006/05/22/red-bull-for-the-ladies-2/#comment-770 Whoa, whoa whoa there Mr mischaracterisation. No one <i>drives</i> to lacrosse practice - we ride sidesaddle on our ponies. Whoa, whoa whoa there Mr mischaracterisation.

No one drives to lacrosse practice – we ride sidesaddle on our ponies.

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