Bellatrys kicks ass, routinely and thoroughly.
She is also doing a fundraiser because she needs some extra dough to survive and keep blogging.
But she’s too modest to con people into giving her money.
So here’s the deal, every guy who Doesn’t give money to Bellatrys is a big effeminate poofy-boy, the sort of not-really-a-man who eats girly lettuce instead of manly Meat and who therefore takes it up the ass like Jeff Gannon in prison like a little girl in a cute little pink sundress (who’s being anally raped in prison and has a bald head and an 8+ inch circumcised cock and sold his soul to the Republicans as both a whore and a hack).
Don’t be nature’s bitch, don’t be the feminist gay socialist agenda’s jewish athiest banking conspiracy’s bitch either, don’t let some namby pamby, mincing girly man, intellectual liberal know-it-all tell you what to do, give money to bellatrys instead
And ladies, let’s just say that when you’re over hill, all of 25 years unhawt, and living alone in your house full of cats, never married, never known the love of a Real Man, who never experienced the twin joys of birth and raising kids, and you’re looking back on your wasted, empty, hollow and meaningless life, with your silly little toy Phd and doctorate, you’ll wish you’d sent some money bellatry’s way.
This has been the internet equivalent of having a smelly homeless person bug you until you give them money, on behalf of Bellatrys
Don’t make me have to stick my finger in you and own you.
[...] Unless AndIf hasn’t given money to bellatrys yet, in which case she’s got no room to complain. [...]