Damn you cheese! You will betray me.
Published by Kyso Kisaen May 20th, 2006 in Health, Meat!Dairy products are found to increase a woman’s chances of having twins. Fuck you, ice cream. Why do you have to be so delicious?
A study in the Journal of Reproductive Medicine showed milk drinkers were five times more likely to have twins than women who ate no animal products.
I was thinking of decreasing my dairy and increasing my soy and rice milk intake just for the sake of my fat ass and my arteries. We’ll just consider this to be another log on that fire.
The effect is likely to be greater in countries such as the United States that allow growth hormones to be fed to cattle.
The researcher behind this study says that women thinking of getting pregnant might consider alternatives to meat and dairy products to reduce their chances of having twins, as multiple births are more prone to complications.
Perhaps I will spend the rest of the day perusing my small collection of vegetarian cookbooks. I am, after all, pre-pregnant, and fuck if I’m going to let the fetus-hungry military-industrial complex get a two-for-one deal from my uterus as a bonus feature to the hormoning up of my meat and eggs. And remind me to send Planned Parenthood a thank you card for all the ortho tricyclene. It is my last line of defense against the cheeseburger, apparantly.
Did they name a specific cheese… because Chedder itself will cause olsen twins all over the place.
Does Cottege cheese cause fatty thighs… as in “named after”?
DAMN THE COW, it is cursing us from both it’s utter and its meat. What next? Leather causes cancer?