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Does Derbyshire honestly think that knowing Spanish doesn’t already confer an advantage to the job seeker? N.B. the reference to trade partners in the preceding text. Is this preference for people with actual communication skills a thing Americans actually want? ¿Que carajo quieres, pajero? Life handed to you on a silver platter? Conservatives once […]

The title pretty much sums up last week.
My dead bird tattoo* makes my arm itch like hell, in part because the tattoo artist insists on shaving my arm (why can’t they tattoo around the hair? for me?) and in part because every time I get ink I scab up like a muthafucka. Luckily, […]

Apparently, some Dutch citizens aren’t happy with their unreasonably puritanical society. Yes, they can to come to America and enjoy our liberal drug laws and easy access to the sex trade, but there’s nothing like making your home your own. Fortunately, one group is finally standing up for sexual freedom in the Netherlands:
Dutch […]

Sometimes, puppies stick their noses where they shouldn’t:
Coral Springs resident Michael Rubin took the 6-month old puppy, named Jasmine, for a run with his border collie Monday morning. They were near a pond in the Heron Bay development in northwestern Coral Springs, on the edge of the Everglades, when the puppy ran about 20 yards […]

Hey, good news, folks. Soon, the NSA won’t spy on your conversations via the telecom companies. In a few years they’ll simply station an officer comfortably in your living room, probably behind that plant you should really water.
You might be thinking, “That’s stupid, marc. You’re so stupid. I would […]

Warren Bell writes his contender for the 2006 Unintentionally Ironic Post:
I am going to save you some time. You no longer need to email me every time I take some position in favor of the War on Terror , the invasions of Iraq or Afghanistan, or in fact any pro-military stance. I now am completely […]

Or, An Example of How Patriarchy Hurts Men As Well.
Hey, what’s cooler than pretending you’re Tyler Durden?
If you said, damn well nearly anything you derivative fuck, you’d be right. You also wouldn’t be these guys.
They may sport love handles and Ivy League degrees, but every two weeks, some Silicon Valley techies turn into vicious […]

Discuss.
Warning: Possible spoilers below and in the comments (comment, dammit. No more of this “I don’t feel informed enough to comment” crap), but if it is past Wednesday and you haven’t seen it yet, what the hell are you waiting for?

A poll to settle an issue I have with my roommate.
Who […]

Robin: Look, Batman! it’s the Joker!
Batman: Quick, Robin, into the batmobile!
[Robin slaps forehead]
Batman: What is it, lover old chum?
Robin: I forgot to fill it full of cow shit.
Okay, not technically cow shit, but the methane culled from it. This could be the future of alternative auto fuel, people.
I print the ABC […]