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You just know Dubya’s the sort to misplace his class ring and accuse the maid of theft, firing her in a fit of holier-than-thou indignity only to find it the next day beside a powdery mirror-plate. You know this because he authorized an illegal intelligence leak then tried to blame it on the help. [...]

Although this blog is probably supposed to feature punk music downloads with the name and all, I’m a hipster-esque weird-music sort of person that really, really likes to share. I suppose this makes me a bad sort of hipster-esque weird-music person since hipster-esque people hoard good bands and despise it when others discover bands [...]

Wingnut blogs have the best names. I jammed an “ass” in ours so we could try and be cool, but, honestly, we’re pretenders to the throne. We’re also markedly less cock-centric, instead choosing to focus on the buttocks, an equal-opportunity flab-patch.
Wearing the crown of Cockmaster is, of course, J*ff G*ldstein. Not only [...]

Fuck dictionary.com.
[fingers in ears]
Did the web collapse after I published that? No? Good.
Everyone’s favorite online reference tool defines a feminist as “A person whose beliefs and behavior are based on feminism” while defining feminism as “1. Belief in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes.” and “2. The [...]

1) Serge Gainsbourg and Brigitte Bardot - Bonnie and Clyde
2) The Meteors - 5 for Her, 3 for Him
3) L7 - Fuel My Fire (Am I allowed to say that this is the best metal band ever? They made it onto the VH1 metal countdown…)
4) Black Mountain - Heart [...]

Nothing pisses off privileged folks like a poor person spending money on something that makes her happy.
Who am I to judge how a poor family spends their money? Being poor is not a lifestyle, it’s hard work.
It costs to be broke. Many people go to the bank to cash [...]

The Daylight Atheist answers the major question in this article quite well:
I do not think that many religious people specifically intend to anger atheists, but Gellman must be aware that there are a great number of religious people who wake up each day thinking of new ways to evangelize, preach to, persuade and otherwise pester [...]

I hate this much less than anything else he’s done lately, and before you get too angry with me, just know you’re talking to a guy with a Rushmore poster above his couch.

Hello, friends. The 21st century has been mighty good to the wingnut population, and by this point, you’re probably wondering, “damn, how can I get me a piece of that sweet potato pie?”
Let’s be honest. If you want to avoid being jailed in the near future for thinking without Jesus’s permission, [...]

Unintentionally, I suppose I’ve made this punkassbody(autonomy) week over here at punkassblog, at least as far as my posts are concerned. Seeing as how this is also our first week in existence, some folks are probably wondering if that’s all I intend to carp about. The answer: nyet. But I am enjoying myself, [...]

Louisiana decided it didn’t have enough to deal with, and decided to fuck over women who carry unplanned pregnancies. Just an extra kickback to the destitute while they twiddle their thumbs waiting for FEMA to do its fucking job.
The bill would allow abortions only to save the life of the mother. But Sen. Diana [...]

Some folks still don’t understand the bodily autonomy issue.
I can’t make ‘em agree, I suppose, but I will do my best to make them understand. I asked Bluey to join me today, but he’s pissed he got accused of “not really addressing the issues” despite what he thought were some pretty solid [...]