Domain names are hot, hot, hot again, and yet somehow punkassblog.com was still available for marc to grab before fleeing into the balmy internet night.
Fools. Fools all! for letting such a name fall into such hands. Now we’re all in for it-I’m not sure what it is, but it’s something we are all in for.
All I can say is, there better be booze.
All right then, enough playing. It’s probably about time to go find information, and then form a witty opinion on it, and then write a post and wait for the fame to roll in. Or maybe I’ll just steal Amanda’s old Mousewords schtick and just make fun of MSN for a while. As the future-minded Mark Twain said, amateur bloggers borrow, mature bloggers steal.
We made it! [Okay, now we have one comment here. So shoot me.]
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FRIST!!
The first anniversary is paper, right?
These are clever: you fold a little envelope and place a condom in it, and then you can twist the envelope around the condom and it unfolds to become the bed with the condom sleeping on it.
huzzah, mazel tov, and many happy returns.
Frist!
No, uh, fourth I guess.
Fourth!
Best wishes for your continuing survival.
Behold, I have traveled one year back in time for the purpose of playing the stock market! This will be just like that movie “Primer”, except you won’t need a fucking flowchart to understand it.
Happy blogiversary!
Congratulations on a full year of operation! Your counterparts in the less middle-finger-oriented area of the blogosphere applaud your efforts.
Yay!
Fools indeed.
I want a condom bed, too.
Congrats! Here’s to more years of punkassery.
Woooo!
Y’all are a bunch of punkasses.
First!
Fourteenth!
Something!
Happy 1!
Congratulations, all!
Worrrrrd.
Hurray!
Marc, your middle finger is teh sexy.
You made it, guys!! (Now I bow in reverence to the middle finger…)
Dear Punkasses,
Happy blogiversary. I love you all.
Sincerely,
Longtime Lurker
As the future-minded Mark Twain said, amateur bloggers borrow, mature bloggers steal.
Congratulations on maturing over the past year!
(I’m not actually referring to anything, just to clarify.)
MOST RECENT!
I’ve only been reading for a few months but y’all can go ahead and assume I’ve loved you for longer.
woot!
Congrats
from a fairly regular reader
first-time commenter
and all-around fascinating person.
May your next 4 years bring you to ever more dizzying heights of fame (or at least alcohol).
Oooh, action figures. Dibs on being the yellow dude with the horns.
I’ve been with y’all this whole year– well, almost. When I found this blog it was shortly after its inception and I went through and read the archives. Close enough, right?
But yeah. This is one of but three blogs I regularly read and I heart it a lot.