PunkAssBlog.com

Today I was sitting in an Arby’s (yeah, I know, but everything shuts down here on a Sunday and I was pressed for time) and Kelly Clarkson’s song “Because of You” came on the Musak Dispenser. I listened to about a half a refrain’s worth of lyrics and thought, “what an odd tribute to […]

The White House Correspondants’ Association got together last night to french kiss themselves and the fun-loving President. Bush brought Dubya impersonator Steve Bridges for yuks:
“All right. Maintain. Be cool. Let’s give this a try,” said Mr Bridges as Mr Bush.
“We must enhance non-compliance protocols sanctioned not only at IAEA formal sessions, but […]

I’d like to think that McDonald’s — well, I’d like to think that McDonald’s would be proof enough that there is no god. Joining our fine admistration, Mickey D’s recently announced it’s on the warpath:
“This is the face of the enemy over the next 18 months,” correspondence recently distributed to McDonald’s Corp.’s franchisees asserts, […]

Click below for the Gerald McBoing-Boing Required Reading List.
MahaBlog’s No Excuse Left Behind:
From the Administration’s perspective, what’s not to like? NCLB is a wonderful program. The title of the Act is both catchy and warm/fuzzy at the same time. It provides an excuse for the President to get his picture taken with children (more warm/fuzzy). […]

I watched Romper Stomper last night, the 1992 movie that featured Russel Crowe’s breakthrough role (gag). I was surprised that he was quite good — playing a skinhead.
This movie does not condemn skinheads as openly as in American History X, but it does do two things that I found interesting:
1) Every major character […]

Via my favorite anti-feminists, I found this article about another area in which Americans are getting dumber in, and of course the prepared-food corporations are more than obliging, even though it does inconvienence them a bit that we are too stupid to cook:
When the country’s top food companies want to create recipes that millions of […]

Partly because the dumber ones moved to the DC area, and partly because they are just that stupid, I’d like to take a moment to celebrate Houston Texans owner Bob McNair and his lap dog, team GM Charley Casserley, as the official State Morons of Texas. Put their pictures up next to the state […]

We don’t, apparently:
The FBI secretly sought information last year on 3,501 U.S. citizens and legal residents from their banks and credit card, telephone and Internet companies without a court’s approval, the Justice Department said Friday.

We’re all going to die. Eventually, the sun will burn out and everything in the universe will disintegrate into a uniform haze of cold, dark, particles. I can’t fucking wait.
But we won’t be around to see it, because we are determined to shoot ourselves in the fucking face, first.
The truth is that climate […]

And just so everyone knows, we chopped Kyso into tiny pieces and threw her into my compost bin. That, or she’s busy with finals. Who knows?

Either Huey Newton really sold out or somebody needs to tell Ebay their advertising blows.

Rush Limbaugh has been arrested and charged with drug fraud.
Conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh on Friday turned himself into the Palm Beach County Jail to face a charge of fraud for concealing information to obtain a prescription.
He was quickly released after posting $3,000 bond, jail officials said. Prosecutors alleged that Limbaugh violated the state’s “doctor shopping” […]